UrBanned Dictionary

When your Urban Dictionary account is suspended.



urban dictionary

by nobudhy on Dec 31, 2009 11:16:13

A site with an amazing concept that was great up until 2005-ish. Today, 90% of Urban Dictionary is clogged with bizarre sexual acts that have fucking nothing to do with the original definitions.

The site in general is poorly moderated and misspelled to the bone. I often wonder if the creators of this site are still alive. I don't have much of a problem with incorrect spellings, but this shit heap has redefined (no pun intended) the word "misspell"

Today, 10 year olds enjoy this place the most. The small amount of definitions on here that don't relate to sex, usually relates to race or stereotypes. The 0.01% of the normal definitions are from back when this site was decent. Grow the fuck up, people.
Example:
(5 years ago)Urban dictionary user: England- A country in Western Europe with a mixed population. Invented the blah blah blah...
(Now) Urban dictionary user: a englend iz wen a gril wif croooked teet bites ur dick. dis becuz peeple in englennd hav bad teeth frm teh tee drinkin

Goodbye Urban Dictionary, you were great while you lasted...


The Urban Dictionary

by Some Random Guy Online on Jan 14, 2017 07:35:30

The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!

HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?
Example:
"The Urban Dictionary is a waste of time." - Some Random Guy Online


Urban Dictionary

by Old school bossman on Sep 15, 2020 10:48:03

A great idea initially , but its quality has drastically deteriorated year after year and continues to get worse. It was founded in 1999 by Aaron Peckham while he was a freshman computer science major. Shortly afterwards it became abused by mostly teenagers/ dumbass children and to a lesser degree mentally stunted adults (largely due to the non-existent moderater position to look over words submitted). These individuals continue to flood its space with high levels of immaturity, retardation, first names of acquaintances with definitions that don't make sense to anyone, political bias, shitty grammar, nonsensical sexual innuendo stupidity and random words with definitions pulled out of thin air that are not used as slang by any living being in society . On occasion you can actually find a professional input of a real slang word that is legitimate and professional. RIP URBAN DICTIONARY. "You were good while you lasted."
Example:
Urban Dictionary is garbage. Everytime I go on this website a piece of my heart dies and I shed a tear.


Elsewhere

  1. Bali Hotel Finder
  2. My Homepage
  3. Kode Pos Indonesia

Latest Searches

don’t try me, rick roll, Geanine, gynecologist, chongo, mamma, shit on it, wankport, apologetics, insiduous, JOLLOF RICE, Nim, on Island, Ordinary Flex, APUSH, rumpus, JUNIORIZE, USN, coffee with milk, Born to be wild, Irvine, do better, the Sex Pistols, Shack it up shack, short and fat, dangit yoshi combo, Hunter as boy name, a Skeeter, Starked, sonic 4, Most beautiful girl, little blues, Cheer up, Menthe, having a ball, a samurai, blackberry, Sith legend, AOF, DITCHED, say words, Hawkinator, Clinked, ft me, three and a half, Classical Liberal, Tim Armstrong, The danger, Small Boto, get involved, All facts, Not mine, fuck truck, Powerhouse, shit itself, all bitched up, Blinkies, lay down, booz, Billi-Jean, Vice Lord, Bev Bevan, Submerged Whale Tail, Oh aye, Tethered, Pompous Ass, I Am Lost, fuckin cock, Sweet, Sweet Heidi, heaven and hell, Mutual concession, me best, Space Race, A really good book, keep it pushing, the Omran, to the Nth, Ninjutsu Chop, Ray Gun, girl problems, the tilly, chopped and screwed, AWOK, daemon, What the F, splintering, dan move, soft-head, you got beef, Snub it, BFFR, n4s, flow motion, promo, the final cut, Go fuck your mother, put them hands on, Shit Can, GET OFF MY NUTS, Transpirational, Hard faced, in violation, Jafared, mathing, exasperating, the streamer, Racist physique, Shit happens, sex in the deep end, LED ZEP, ryu, snowboard, Goddesses, Jarrah, Attack of the Clones, Super Master Douche, TOUCHINGS, TRR, angry Scotsman, juicebox, POOTIS, Oak tree, bootifull, Going postal, as the jay walks, rat bitch, specific name, red hot, boo boo boo, Pedo Bear, multipurpose, untimely, Myg0t member, Xbox player, creamface, grout, Patience is key, FUCKING NIGGER, doing science, weasel, jail, open google, Virtuous Caribbean, Hey ben, Road man, Sav Yurrr, the couch, holy smoke, the eye of the tiger, co-ordination, a dolphin, cat hair, Snoot, riffles, cousin fucker, Cyra, medicalness, the weather man, dirty Michael, tiny hands, My iq, best abs, just leave, peng, work brain, T-mobile, grates, contraption, communicate, Shilo, SPINAL, spear point, cheeselike, catch a flight, butt clench, dweeb, Poop mouff, Zergling, fucking cute, Creativeation, Smooth Like Butter, Tris, the Bus, PLUR, Shithouse, Crown Jewels, Clippering, Emo fags, i know but, get the poison out, perfekt, Bazza Gazza, Daffed, bumhole, dino, Alex Drake, get-out-song, skipper, Make fun of, Misa Lost in Naboo, UrBanned Dictionary, don’t try me, rick roll, Geanine, gynecologist, chongo, mamma, shit on it, wankport, apologetics, insiduous, JOLLOF RICE, Nim, on Island, Ordinary Flex, APUSH, rumpus, JUNIORIZE, USN, coffee with milk, Born to be wild, Irvine, do better, the Sex Pistols, Shack it up shack, short and fat, dangit yoshi combo, Hunter as boy name, a Skeeter, Starked, sonic 4, Most beautiful girl, little blues, Cheer up, Menthe, having a ball, a samurai, blackberry, Sith legend, AOF, DITCHED, say words, Hawkinator, Clinked, ft me, three and a half, Classical Liberal, Tim Armstrong, The danger, Small Boto, get involved, All facts, Not mine, fuck truck, Powerhouse, shit itself, all bitched up, Blinkies, lay down, booz, Billi-Jean, Vice Lord, Bev Bevan, Submerged Whale Tail, Oh aye, Tethered, Pompous Ass, I Am Lost, fuckin cock, Sweet, Sweet Heidi, heaven and hell, Mutual concession, me best, Space Race, A really good book, keep it pushing, the Omran, to the Nth, Ninjutsu Chop, Ray Gun, girl problems, the tilly, chopped and screwed, AWOK, daemon, What the F, splintering, dan move, soft-head, you got beef, Snub it, BFFR, n4s, flow motion, promo, the final cut, Go fuck your mother, put them hands on, Shit Can, GET OFF MY NUTS, Transpirational, Hard faced, in violation, Jafared, mathing, exasperating, the streamer, Racist physique, Shit happens, sex in the deep end, LED ZEP, ryu, snowboard, Goddesses, Jarrah, Attack of the Clones, Super Master Douche, TOUCHINGS, TRR, angry Scotsman, juicebox, POOTIS, Oak tree, bootifull, Going postal, as the jay walks, rat bitch, specific name, red hot, boo boo boo, Pedo Bear, multipurpose, untimely, Myg0t member, Xbox player, creamface, grout, Patience is key, FUCKING NIGGER, doing science, weasel, jail, open google, Virtuous Caribbean, Hey ben, Road man, Sav Yurrr, the couch, holy smoke, the eye of the tiger, co-ordination, a dolphin, cat hair, Snoot, riffles, cousin fucker, Cyra, medicalness, the weather man, dirty Michael, tiny hands, My iq, best abs, just leave, peng, work brain, T-mobile, grates, contraption, communicate, Shilo, SPINAL, spear point, cheeselike, catch a flight, butt clench, dweeb, Poop mouff, Zergling, fucking cute, Creativeation, Smooth Like Butter, Tris, the Bus, PLUR, Shithouse, Crown Jewels, Clippering, Emo fags, i know but, get the poison out, perfekt, Bazza Gazza, Daffed, bumhole, dino, Alex Drake, get-out-song, skipper, Make fun of,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!