Hawkinator

a very hip teacher who likes to work hard but still have a fun time.



hawkin'
to look at someone or something intently. Much like a hawk staring down its prey.
Example:
"buddy did you see that lady just fuckin' hawkin' us? Lets get aidan to shit on her lawn."



the hawkins
putting ur erect penis between a persons bum cheeks and then wanking yourself off, eventually spunking on their back
Example:
ben did the hawkins on her last night


hawkins
Someone who spends the majority of their time at important meetings creating memes instead of doing useful work. Known to later ask for all of the meeting specifics minutes to the deadline to complete the task at hand.
Example:
Man, I really hope we don't get a hawkins in our group, or we'll never make our deadlines.

Eric over there can be a real hawkins. He's always on that Urban Dictionary making image macros.


Hawkin
Hawkin' or Hawk. Derived from the bird, also known as a Hawk. When you "Hawk" someone, you are constantly showing interest, trying to talk with them/spit game. Basically, "watching them like a, Hawk".
Example:
"damn yo! them bitches is Hawkin' us tonight!"

"these girls just tryin to Hawk a nigga cuz my girl aint around..."

"damn these niggas thirsty! soon as i walk out the house they all straight Hawk me!"

almost like a stalker.


Hawkins
To be stuck in a position that is really difficult to get out of.
Example:
Taking a dump at your new girlfriends place & it really stinks.

Person 1.
'how did your date go'

Person 2
'bad mate, proper hawkins'

Person 1
'what happened'

Person 2
'I went to kiss her & farted - it stank'


Hawkins
A man who is typically stingy in his offerings. Occasionally this word is used to refer to a woman, but mostly the recipients of this label are of the male gender.
Example:
'Would you like half a crisp?'
'HALF? You're such a hawkins!'


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