as the jay walks

Leaving the designated path in order to take a more direct route while on foot.eg. cutting across a lawn, or crossing a street without going all the way to the next official crosswalk.



jay~walking
(verb) When you decide to yourself "aw f**k the man, I'm going to smoke a joint and take a nice long stroll." If you go on such an outing, it is advised to go sometime during the odd hours of the night/early morning when no one is around. This of course insures the full enjoyment of set stroll without the needless worry of attracting any unwanted attention.
Example:
After a long day of classes, papers, and general BS, I decided that it was time to go jay~walking. At around 3 AM, I set out to find my campus had turned into a complete ghost town. As I strode along uninterrupted I was able to take in everything around me without the fear of being apprehended by any pestering bystanders or worse, the authorities.


Jay walking
The trajectory of a pedestrian illegally crossing a large thoroughfare against incoming traffic.
Example:
When you cross a street with lots of incoming traffic, you will walk parallel to the flow of traffic and in a direction opposite to it. Then, when you see an opening, you will turn and dash through the other side anticipating (hopefully) the incoming vehichles. Seen from above, your trajectory takes the shape of the letter J, hence the expression "Jay walking."


jay-walking
v. To make a pass at a girl you know your buddy has an interest in. Essentially, a G-rated version of "cock-blocking" that can be used with equal effect in more polite company.
Example:
Dude #1: "Hey, I totally scored digits from that chick Suzy that always hangs out at Hoffer's".

Dude #2: "Wait, what? You knew I totally dug that chick. I'm calling a jay-walking infraction.

Dude #1: "Snooze you lose, chieftain".


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