Urban Addict
(N.) One who enjoys his or her time posting Definitions on UrbanDictionary.com because it is a form of Artistic Expression by
voicing your thoughts and opinions on the web, for others to not only see, but learn from, and even laugh at for some as well. An Urban Addict usually enjoys time on this website because they are very opinionated and wants the whole world to know what they're thinking. And some even use it to
vent off their frustrations and anger, without fear of
persecution or trouble because of the Nicknames they use here. Most of them, unfortunatly, don't better the website as a whole and end up messing it up.
Urban Addict
by Bastardized Bottomburp on Sep 25, 2003 18:58:14
Example:
That Urban Addict visited Urban Dictionary
at home, at school and at
public libraries. He considers his
addiction a form of business.
Urban Addict
by buzznut on Oct 15, 2003 13:46:56
Those who read all 50+ illiterate, immature, tedious, angrily
impotent and
amateurish permutations of a definition of a given word and then adds yet another illiterate, immature, tedious, angrily impotent and amateurish permutation of that definition to that word.
Urban Addict
by psycho bitch on Mar 06, 2004 23:48:16
Urban Addict
by hex_ten on Dec 18, 2003 04:03:02
Urban Addict
by who cares on Mar 01, 2005 07:13:43
person that spends a lot of time
posting insults on urban dictionary and has
no life because they spend all their time here.
Example:
person 1: what are you doing when you get home?
person 2: going
to urban dictionary duh
person 1: me too
Urban Addict
by Jay K on Mar 17, 2006 20:32:45
One who expends an inordinate amount of time and effort inventing words, sayings and expressions (and subsequently their definitions) in a vain, feeble and pointless attempt to contribute to modern culture, have that contribution published on Urban Dictionary for all to see (including acquaintances who are totally disinterested and unimpressed: see below), and to be seen as 'individual'.
Urban Addicts are the internet equivalent of the kid at school who is normal and not particularly popular, yet thinks that by wearing a leather jacket/not shaving his
bum fluff/dying her hair and by attempting to speak in a vernacular slightly removed from the local norm that he/she is a bit of an independent rebel (even though nobody - not even the
powers that be - cares enough to notice or do anything about it).
You know who you are,
Urban Dictionary trolls. Quit it.
Example:
I see another Urban Addict has
arbitrarily invented yet another word or saying that not one other person in the entire history of the Anglophonic world has ever used.
urban addiction
by SkllzMstrX on Dec 24, 2011 09:37:11
Example:
Ray: Did you see that guy? He looks like a
sacul with
waffle nipples!
Ryan: Don't look now, Jonathan, but I think Ray has an urban addiction again.
Urban Dictionary Addict
by LeRoux on May 20, 2010 20:08:30
Someone who spends hours searching for hilarious and intelligent
slang words and posting it on their
facebook status in a attempt to make themselves look cool and original when in fact, they just look like a
try hard
Example:
Chris "Hey, did you see
Yasmeen's FB status about the state of the financial situation in Kazakhstan? That was hilarious!"
Ninya "Pfft, I read that on Urban Dictionary already. She's a
Urban Dictionary addict whose only friends are houseplants. I've seen her talking to them"
Urban Dictionary Addiction
by Crispies on Feb 14, 2011 16:31:46
A condition in which you can't stop thinking of words to search for on Urban Dictionary.
You close out of the browser thinking you're done, then think of a new word to define and come back. It also causes you to
bookmark to site for
easy access and constantly return to see if there's a new word of the day.
Example:
*goes to urbandictionary.com to look up ninja*
Person: Man, I bet it's some
crazy sex position or something.
*finds definition*
Person: LOL
*closes browser*
Person: Okay
I'm done. WAIT. I need to find out the urban dictionary definition *insert
random word here* !!!!
*opens browser*
*4 hours later*
Person: OK, NOW I'm done. WAIT!
*Person's friend walks in*
Friend: Damn bro you have Urban Dictionary Addiction!