bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom



bum fluff
Bum fluff is literally sparse and whispy facial hairs on an adolescent boy, (Or Asian girl)... Tee hee! Which resemble peach fuzz, under-bed lint, gossimar threads... or any fine downy substance.
Example:
"You look a right cunt with that bum fluff on thy face mate! Grow up and stop trying to look like a blonde girl's arse!!!!" * Mr Kipling's Diaries.*


bum fluff
When an adolescent boy first grows facial hair it looks all wispy and yucky. This hair resembles the fluffy hair on some people's bums. So shave it off or you can look ridiculous. Girls really hate it. I'm a girl!

So shave it off and get a REAL beard started!
Example:
Once I was up close to my big brother's friend. He had heaps of Bum Fluff on his face which made me want to PUKE!



bum fluff
Often mistaken with anal fluff (different thing etirely)... After a period of certain unhygienically living, a small amount of dust, cat hairs (dog hairs. human hair.. whatever) and sweat congeals in the belly button area of the body and stays there until one either washes (thus terminating the period of unhygienically living and smell) or the lucky other half (or embarassed and soon to fail one night stand) picks it out and unvariably smells it.... it smells of bum.
Example:
Phwoar! your bum fluf smells of ass!

What's fluff? Oh! It smells of bottoms. Must be bum fluff again.


bum fluff
Originating from leprechaun rectums in south ireland, bum fluff is the fibres of sweaty underwear that sticks to the scrotum and "Batty criece" when a respectable amount of sweat has been produced that day. On a hot day, people may be seen pulling their underwear out of the arse with their hands, this usually occurs when bum fluff is present.
Example:
"Ooh it's hot today isn't it?" *pulls underwear from bum crack*

-or-

"I think i better have a shower, my bum is currently covered in smelly wool."


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