bum fluff
by Spillage66 on Aug 06, 2007 06:31:10
Bum fluff is literally sparse and
whispy facial hairs on an adolescent boy, (Or Asian girl)... Tee hee! Which resemble
peach fuzz, under-bed lint, gossimar threads... or any fine downy substance.
bum fluff
by fclb on Sep 23, 2005 20:30:38
When an adolescent boy first grows facial hair it looks all
wispy and yucky. This hair resembles the fluffy hair on
some people's bums. So
shave it off or you can look ridiculous. Girls really hate it. I'm a girl!
So shave it off and get a REAL beard started!
bum fluff
by Adam Stevens on Apr 01, 2005 08:24:55
bum fluff
by ben dover on Mar 25, 2003 13:04:11
bum fluff
by robin and cecily on Apr 13, 2008 07:05:25
Often mistaken with
anal fluff (different thing etirely)... After a period of certain unhygienically living, a small amount of dust, cat hairs (dog hairs. human hair.. whatever) and sweat congeals in the belly button area of the body and stays there until one either washes (thus
terminating the period of unhygienically living and smell) or the lucky other half (or embarassed and soon to fail
one night stand) picks it out and unvariably smells it.... it smells of bum.
bum fluff
by Chris Lawlor on Jun 22, 2004 02:37:27
Originating from
leprechaun rectums in south ireland, bum fluff is the fibres of sweaty underwear that sticks to the scrotum and "
Batty criece" when a respectable amount of sweat has been produced that day. On a
hot day, people may be seen pulling their underwear out of the arse with their hands, this usually occurs when bum fluff is present.
Example:
"Ooh it's hot today isn't it?" *pulls underwear from
bum crack*
-or-
"I think i better have a shower,
my bum is currently covered in smelly
wool."
bum fluff
by The incredibly smelly jerry on May 16, 2003 21:04:45
The pointless and inevitably very
dusty crap
plastered onto
the walls of 'with it' peoples houses
Interoir designers say it is fashionable, I say it is a piece of shit
Example:
bum fluff
by cock nose on Mar 21, 2005 02:23:44
bum fluff
by laura simmons on Oct 05, 2003 05:06:16