masterbatory

1. adj. used when someone is hot enough to jank to.2. n. A special place (study, lavatory, closet used for masterbatory sessions.3. n. Laboratory specially designed for studying masterbation.



Masterbatory
adj. Something which is great fun to do but is completely pointless or without useful purpose.
Example:
Person 1: "hey have you checked out that farming app on facebook?"

Person 2: "yeah, it's totally masterbatory!"


Masterbatorial
Verbal or nonverbal excercises in futility.
Example:
Trying to eat one's own head would be a masterbatorial effort.

A Preist trying to get a laugh from the congregation by telling dirty jokes about the Pope would be a masterbatorial act.


masterbatory scheming
The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
Example:
"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"


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