viscount
A delicious minty biscuit available in the UK. Fondly remembered for its hilarious TV adverts from years ago where actors with dodgy Russian accents played aristocrats bewailing their lack of them.
Viscount
Haughty and snobbish, the well dressed Viscount looms above mere mortals who supp and dine, and disdains desserts and after-dinner drinks because society calls. Word of his presence in the neighborhood is reason alone to leave directly after dinner, and to get on with the business at hand.viscount
An ancient evil that changes form every so often. A master at manipulating others, creating discord, and spreading lies and deceit.
Example:
....and Viscount told his apprentice.... "You will soon become even greater than all your superiors combined".
....and Viscount told his apprentice.... "You will soon become even greater than all your superiors combined".
Dirty Viscount
The act of an aristocratic man sodamizing his maid with a roll of quarters, then having another maid pass out the quarters to homeless children. All while the aristocrat lights a cigar with a roll of pasos.
Example:
The Viscount of LF gave his maid Maria a Dirty Viscount after she stole some of his fine brown liquor.
The Viscount of LF gave his maid Maria a Dirty Viscount after she stole some of his fine brown liquor.