WIT

Wifey in training, a term used by a man for his significant other



WIT
Another of those ridiculous acronyms, meaning What Is That.
Along the lines of OMG, ROFL, LOL, BRB.
Example:
Person One "so we'll meet outside. SMH"
Person Two "SMH? WIT?"
Person One "...... ?"
Person Two "maybe now you'll stop using those stupid acronyms for everything"


WIT
A teenage girl(usually in high school), who is training to become a Riding staff at a Girl Scout camp. They work long, hard hours at the Stables, saddling and mucking horse stalls. They have few chances of actually riding a horse, or showering. Very closely related to a CIT, but specialize in horses. They like to be fed yummy food every now and then.
Example:
WITS, they are Witty!
The WITs have to go to the stables now.


THE WITNESS
While straddling your woman's upper thighs, you generously pour talcum powder into the deep into the crack of her ass, extend your arms out and kick head back in a supremely messianic pose. You pause for a few seconds and then begin bringing your hands together, simultaneously smacking the sides of her buttcheeks in triumph, causing a cloud of talcum powder to burst into the air as you arc your arms upward and outward in homage to Lebron James.
Example:
Nothing livens up an NBA Playoff Party like a live demonstration of The Witness.


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