WITs

The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.



Wit
Scottish slang for 'what'.
Example:
Matt: Collin?
Collin: Wit?
Matt: where's mum?
Collin: I don't knoe


THE WITNESS
While straddling your woman's upper thighs, you generously pour talcum powder into the deep into the crack of her ass, extend your arms out and kick head back in a supremely messianic pose. You pause for a few seconds and then begin bringing your hands together, simultaneously smacking the sides of her buttcheeks in triumph, causing a cloud of talcum powder to burst into the air as you arc your arms upward and outward in homage to Lebron James.
Example:
Nothing livens up an NBA Playoff Party like a live demonstration of The Witness.


Wits
To have smarts/be smart, but usually not in a knowing calculus at the age of 6 smart, but just being aware and making smart choices. Mostly known for "Keep your wits about you." quote from several films,games and media that date back in the days(medieval etc). Meaning just keep your head up and be smart about what you do, be careful.
Example:
Malik decided to get piss drunk right before finals and didn't even study, he failed the test the next day, he sure as hell didn't keep his wits about him.

Take this sharp stick, it's all I have to give you before you venture off onto your jourey... but with just a stick, be sure to keep your wits about you, Sir Mark.


wit'
Short for "with". See wit.
Example:
I'm wit' you.


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