cheese log

Nickname for a stupid fat kid.



cheese log
1. A huge Shit thats makes your pants feel looser.

2. A shit so big it clogs the toilet.

3. Word your man uses to describe the shit he just took.
Example:
Man you should come look at this cheese log i just made.


Cheese Log
A plump, rural division III athlete whose diet tendencies are less than stellar. Diet includes, but is not limited to Arby's, soft serve ice cream, fries with ranch dressing, and blue powerade.
Example:
We just played Ultimate Frisbee against a bunch of Cheese Logs who were wheezing the whole time.

My Cheese Log roomate eats plain wonder bread while he plays COD all day.


cheese-logging
to go out to a restaurant and eat mass quantities of cheese logs in a short period of time.
Example:
My girlfriend broke up with me so i went cheese-logging in hopes that one would clog my aortic valve, causing me to explode.


Guilty cheese log
A sex act involving wrapping your dick in candian bacon and dollar store mac and cheese powder and fucking your partner in the ass. Then right before you cum you blast an airhorn in said partners ear.
Example:
Last night Greg gave Sidney the most gnarly guilty cheese log


Wisconsin Cheese Log
Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.
Example:
Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.


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