hold my beer Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

hold my beer

The last thing you remember saying before you woke up in the hospital.

hold my beer

by HowDidEyeGetHere on Oct 25, 2017 14:28:29

1. (originally) The act of handing one's drink to another before attempting a dangerous stunt--that has never been before attempted; this often involves an element of stupidity.

Person: OMG, that guy just performed a perfect back three-and-a-half somersault pike dive!
Drunk: Pfft! That's nothing--hold my beer!

Drunk 1: No one's ever tried riding from the roof on a sheet of metal.
Drunk 2: Here. Hold my beer.

2. (online)
a. Video clips of people performing dangerous feats that they often immediately regret.

Anything classified as a fail is a possible "hold my beer" video clip.

b. (Twitter) An indication that, although events were awful, even worse calamities are about to present themselves.

2016: I've done my damage.
2017: Here. Hold my beer.

Example:
I can do THAT! Here, hold my beer!

hold my beer

by 3.1416 on Sep 16, 2013 13:31:13

(1) The act of giving up one's alcoholic beverage temporarily to attempt a stunt he or she has never ventured.

(2) Ones personal death wish fueled by ignorance.

Example:
Person: "Omg that guy tight-roped Niagara Falls"
Drunk Guy: If you think that's somethin', just "hold my beer"

Person: Did he just do a double backflip?
DG: double backflip you say..hold my beer

Person: That guy just drank 30 beer
DG: Bitch gimmie my beer

hold my beer

by Lostinwarfare on May 28, 2017 13:09:42

When a person (redneck) says "hold my beer" you hold his beer with your left hand and with your right hand you hold your phone with the camera app open and 911 on speed dial and then you see what he/she does

Example:
Hey I can jump that "hold my beer".

hold my beer

by Cuh Nation on May 24, 2019 01:52:36

Most overused and dumbest fucking expression. Ever. Also a common meme.

Example:
Can everyone stop saying hold my beer? It’s not funny and super annoying

Hold my beer

by AlexMA on Mar 15, 2018 21:07:53

Used to express an individual's boastful intent to outdo another person as an act of sport or competitiveness, expressed immediately after hearing about their achievement. Frequently used sarcastically or ironically.

Example:
Coworker 1: "Did you hear that Dan got fired for setting Mike's chair on fire?"
Coworker 2: "Hold my beer"

Hold my beer

by g1224 on Sep 27, 2020 03:31:47

Last thing you say before wakin up at the hospital

Example:
We were having a sick night yesterday and the last thing I remember is saying "Hold my beer and watch this".

Hold My Beer

by sebacostamr on Dec 28, 2018 01:06:31

A phrase that signals an imminent episode of drunken stupidity ending with injury whenever it is said.

Example:
I bet you can't jump down from here and land on your feet.
You're on. Hold my beer.
WAIT NO-

*Jumps*

Hold my beer and watch this!

by Kowkruncher on Aug 17, 2012 12:41:29

Redneck's last words

Example:
Redneck 1: "Hey man, see that ropeswing? Let's tie it to an airplane and jet ski across the ocean!"
Redneck 2: "I wanna do it! Hold my beer and watch this!"

Hold my Beer (Anger)

by AmericanIsNotEnglish on May 22, 2020 13:47:41

An expression of anger. So great is the annoyance, you're to start a fight or would like to hit someone. Interchangeable with "Hold my coat."

English. Seen in 1950s/60s British cinema, before fight scenes, or as an expression of displeasure. Not to be confused with the now in vogue American use, preceding a boastful or stupid act.

Example:
That idiot annoys me, Hold my beer (Anger), where upon a fight breaks out.

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