Waffle ironed Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Waffle ironed

The act of dropping a deuce upon somebodies laptop keyboard then closing it to smoosh all the poo around. When that sombody decides to write his term paper later that night, he's in for a stinky, sticky surprise. It's great for any occasion.

waffle ironed

by JewLay on Apr 20, 2010 08:43:04

stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed

Example:
"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now"
"Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"

waffle iron

by Dignity's Foe on Feb 12, 2012 08:54:17

The act of ejaculating into any fleshy fold

Example:
Brian: “Hey, girl! How was your date last night?”
Ross: “Well, dinner was dreadful and the conversation was dreary, but as I’m sure you already know, a batter queen like me is always satisfied when a date ends with a waffle iron.”

waffle iron

by CFP on Feb 23, 2006 09:58:43

The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poo from the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.

Example:
while he was passed out, instead of writing on mike, we decided to give him a waffle iron.

Waffle Iron

by ProgressiveMexican on Nov 12, 2009 20:58:16

A terrible practical joke or rude method of taking revenge. The attacker defecates on the offender's laptop keyboard, then shuts the lid tightly, thus smashing the feces into the keys. The feces take on the shape of the keys, like a waffle.

Example:
"You won't believe this. Someone gave my laptop a Waffle Iron last night after the party."

Waffle Iron

by Epic Butters 69 on Sep 08, 2019 13:34:57

When you poop in someone's laptop and then close it

Example:
I just gave the teacher a waffle iron. That'll teach that bitch not to give me detention!

waffle iron

by cyn1c4l on Apr 18, 2006 03:20:57

A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load.

When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.

Example:
Richard wants to break my face after he saw the Waffle Iron I gave his sister!

waffle iron

by KDawg. on Sep 12, 2006 09:19:38

its definately a maxi pad

Example:
aw man you gotta change your waffle iron, you smell like fish.

Waffle Iron

by SwampRat92 on Feb 22, 2011 09:40:58

Occurs when a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman, but instead of ejaculating in her vagina he pulls out his penis and ejaculates on her face. He then grabs her by the back of her head with one hand, grabs his scrotum with his other, and uses his sack to smear the semen around her face, simulating waffle batter in a waffle iron.

Works best from missionary position.
Doggy also works if she has long enough hair that you can grab and pull her head back, just be careful not to knee your woman in the back of the head when your getting in your jizzin' position!

Example:
Waffle Iron

Colorado Waffle Iron

by qdizzle1672 on Oct 22, 2010 09:45:17

The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.

Example:
Mack, "quint, whats that smell?"
Quint "Lil red pissed me off, so I Colorado Waffle ironed him"

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