Wayne Rooney

A very talented football player that will never ever be able to control his temper or his love of shagging old grannies



Wayne Rooney
A little brat who got owned in the world cup by his own teammate for beeing such a fucking asshole.
Example:
Wayne rooney: Holly shit mother fucker son of a bitch you fucking stupid bastard.
Cristiano Ronaldo: Hey ref!
Ref: Red card, get the fuck out of here
Wayne rooney: (crying) cristiano we are over no more free sex in manchester united showers


Wayne Rooney
Overpaid arrogant wanker who has the tendancy to complain when the average working-class England fans rightly boo and his team off after a poor performance. These fans paid good money to see their team perform well and haven't got their money's worth. Wayne probably wipes his arse on several £50 notes which shows his arrogance.
Example:
"Nice to see your own fans booing you. If that's what loyal support is ... for fuck's sake." yeah, fuck off Wayne Rooney!


Wayne Rooney
An amazing talent that currently plays for Manchester United. Left Everton, probably because he wanted money. He is large and rather ugly, but can crush your face with his hand while scoring on anyone.

He's an asshole but a great football/soccer player and will be a star. Hopefully he will mature soon.
Example:
Wayne Rooney just crushed your face... and scored two goals.

"Once a Blue, now a Red. In our hearts, Rooney is dead" (Everton fans and their sign)


Wayne Rooney
A 'Wayne Rooney' is a term describing the 'Job next to God'.

In reality,'WR,' or 'W(anke)R', as he's known internationally, is actually the love child of Myra Hindley (2nd Jan 1938- Dead- 'LoL') and Mickey Rooney( Sep 23 1920- Still humpin!).

Earning £30000 a minute, this inbred 'Special Boy' is renowned for being the only sperm that got to Heaven. (ie Heaven as in Fabios Arse.)

His actual only 'claim to fame' is being an aged balding talentless little fuck that can't even recognise it's own reflection in a mirror, and having buggered David-PoshSpice & Fabio 'All a teh sem time!'(quote) when he should have been playing Football!

Other common analogies include:

A waste of space.

Fabio's Little Rent-Boy

Talentless

Get back to Burger-King

W(anke)R! (wanker)

These are all terms to describe a 'Wayne-Rooney'.
Example:
England Fan 2010 #1: 'Oh Bugger I spent my life savings on coming to SA to see Wayne Rooney playin' the World Cup 2010, and it was Shite!'

England fan 2010 #2:'Sorry me good fella, but they had that Over-Paid Talentless Stupid Little Balding, Aged, Fat, C**tWayne Rooney playing,........ he was like Gazza on Mogodon! C**t!


Wayne Rooney
Earns more money than all of the haters on here COMBINED. Superb footballer but bad temper which he will inevitably get under control soon enough. Constant target of jokes and abuses by dumb English people but he ignores them all cuz the money is too much for him to even care about the talentless no names trying to get some attention. Wayne rooney is unlucky to come from England. his talent is not deserving of such a shit country like England. should have been German or Spanish or even American. Plays for the best football team in England and one of the best on the planet Manchester United. Admired by Mancunians and real football fans because he could not care less what anyone says about him. He is not about to change for anyone and he will not succumb to the Politically correct rubbish of England. He is the realest english footballer since Gazza.
Example:
All you internet warriors can say what you want about Wayne Rooney online cuz you are too scared to say that to him in person cuz you know he's gonna plant your face in your ass.


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