What in the fuck
Same thing as saying what the fuck? but
fo people who add dramatic effect with more
cussing.
What the Frazier fuck
by BeckInPdx on Oct 25, 2019 12:33:32
What The Figgity Fuck
by I got you back on Jul 13, 2009 20:06:09
What you say when the
classic "what the fuck" wont
suffice, may also be abbreviated as
WTFF for texters.
what the motherfucking fuck
by Kakolo Pichikapolo on Jan 03, 2015 02:10:30
what the ACTUAL fuck?
by DollyDolittle on May 28, 2011 04:19:42
Example:
Someone
parks in two spaces, you
exclaim "
What the ACTUAL fuck?",
Someone gets up in your face, you shout "What the ACTUAL fuck?".
What the literal fuck?
by Theseus Despaard on Oct 25, 2013 11:21:48
What the Flyin' Fuck
by The Big Bad One on May 29, 2009 11:00:50
exasperation; total disbelief; suprise; When what the fuck just isn't enough.
When used by itself:
Usually heard coming from
the garage or
the basement when your dad finds his tools missing or broken.
Used in conjunction with:
-is wrong with you!
-are you doing?
-is this shit?
after same dad confronts you.
Example:
Dad:(finding his tools missing)
WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK!
Dad:(finding you with a
plunger up your ass)WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is wrong with you!
Dad:(finding your stash
under the bed) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is this shit?
What the absolute fuck?
by BloodBomb on Jan 05, 2011 07:47:20
Example:
John: What the
absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave:
I have no idea man
Jim: Hey Mike someone
shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?
John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.
what the very fuck
by DoDotti on Oct 26, 2017 06:35:02
what the possible fuck
by DoDotti on Nov 13, 2017 10:47:15
You exclaim "
What the possible fuck!" when you aren't completely sure that this potential
fucked-up situation is actually happening or has happened or ever will happen. In other words, you don't want to completely commit yourself to whether this is an actual fucked-up situation or not because you don't have all the facts. And if you
misjudge it or call it prematurely, you would look like a dick. So meticulous and cautious soul that you are "What the possible fuck!" is the perfect reaction.
Example:
While watching fake-news
BSNBC, Pete phones his friend Joe.
Pete (breathlessly excited): "
MadCow says that a swarm of little green moon-men have landed their spacecraft on Times Square and and are handing out little green lollypops while shouting 'Fear not! We've come in peace!'"
Joe (mildly dubious): "
What the possible fuck!"