face like a

...smacked arse, bag of spanners, box of frogs, bulldog chewing on a wasp, smashed crab, Chernobyl Fireman's Head etc.Ugly beyond reproach.



Face like a Brexiter
Sour faced. miserable old sod ( or ‘Gammon’ )
Never smiles. Resents everything and everyone . See also “Face like a slapped-Arse”
Example:
See that old biddy with a Face Like A Brexiter complaining about the Darkies coming over here while the Jamaican nurse changes her incontinence pads


face like thunder
face looks like a terrible hurricane/ struck by lightening or electricuted.
just generally your a right ugly beast
Example:
rite darlin' uv gota face like thunda


face like a welders bench
based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight
Example:
A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters


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