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How to perform “The William Wallace”Step 1: Buy a hookerStep 2: Feed her a burritoStep 3: Engage the hooker in conversation, allowing the burrito to digestStep 4: Engage in an act of anal fisting with the hooker, with her being on the receiving endStep 5: Reach deep and grab a handful of excrementStep 6: Paint your face with the excrement in a manner similar to Mel Gibson’s in “Braveheart”Step 7: Ride the hooker like a steed while yelling “freedom”.Congratulations, you now know how to perform “The William Wallace”



William Wallace
Sir William Wallace Scottish Patriot and Martyr ,Murdered by the fuckin English in 1305.Totally unheard of outside of Scotland untill Mel Gibson Starred as him in Braveheart now everyone has heard of him! COOL!
Example:
englishman: hey that william wallace was a made up character
me: Shut up you stupid english prick before I destroy you!


William Wallace
A great man who died for his country without fear.
Example:
I stab and punch and chop at will I wear a skirt that's called a kilt. Don't have a beard but I'm Scottish still cause I'm the William Wallace


william wallace
A Scottish rebel immortalised in the film Braveheart. Despite claims that he murdered men, women, children and religious figures there is no doubt that he fought bravely for his cause.
Eventually he was defeated and subjected to the worst form of capital punishment ever devised. Hanging, drawing and quartering. First dragged to the gallows. Then hung. Then cut down. Then gutted. Then beheaded and cut into quarters. However, this punishment did not have the desired effect and Scottish rebellions would continue for many years.
To this day Wallace remains both a national hero and, to some, an excuse for Anglophobia.
Example:
I hate the English. Look what they did to William Wallace!

The execution of William Wallace intensified the resolve of Scottish rebels.


william wallace
Ahh...William Wallace.Considering how oppressive those bloody English are,we probably would be making kippers for them,had it not been for this Bravehaerted man,who sacrificed many things,including his life.So everytime you take a breath,thank William Wallace for being his own Scottish rebel self.

The real question is,did Mel Gibson wear underwear under that kilt?
Example:
-A moment of silence for William Wallace....
DRINK!


william wallace
The most amazin Scot who eva lived...he kicked the english bastards asses until he gets caught and hung, drawn and quartered...Damn the English bastards!!!
Example:
They may take our Lives...but theyll never take our FREEDOM


William Wallace
The act of first receiving oral sex from a chick until you are close to ejaculating, then pulling your penis out and mushroom stamping the four corners of her face (in homage to William Wallace's limbs being sent to the four corners of England), then crying "Freedom!" as you come on her newly stamped visage, preferably dropping her panties out of your outstretched hand as you do so.
Example:
I was feeling patriotic, so I paid homage to the Scots by giving some hood rat the William Wallace.

That cocksucker sure was surprised when I pulled out and William Wallace'd all over her face.

Guy 1: Damn, why does Tanya have four red marks on her face?
Guy 2: Oh, I gave her the William Wallace last night.
Guy 1: Nice. I hope you yelled "Freedom!"


William Wallace
A conniosseur of pornography. He is so much more than a historical figure. He specializes in breast milk with auto-ingestion. Lactation and all milk related activities fall under his umbrella of pornographic interests.

Additionally he is a fan of blumpkins and Alabama hot pockets. He is a master of his craft.
Example:
Sir William Wallace loves him some lactating bitches.


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