William Wallace
by El_Haggis on Sep 11, 2006 11:45:06
The brave scot who triumphed over Prou'
Edward Longshanks and his English cronies at the Battle of
Sterling Bridge. He was soon defeated at the Battle of Falkirk, mostly do to
snoody Edward buying all of his allies.
William Wallace
by Lije on Mar 16, 2008 09:30:11
The act of first receiving oral sex from a chick until you are close to ejaculating, then pulling your penis out and
mushroom stamping the
four corners of her face (in homage to
William Wallace's limbs being sent to the four corners of England), then crying "Freedom!" as you come on her newly stamped visage, preferably dropping her panties out of your outstretched hand as you do so.
Example:
I was feeling patriotic, so I paid
homage to the Scots by giving some hood rat
the William Wallace.
That cocksucker sure was surprised when I pulled out and
William Wallace'd all over her face.
Guy 1: Damn, why does Tanya have four red marks on her face?
Guy 2: Oh, I gave her the William Wallace last night.
Guy 1: Nice. I hope you yelled "Freedom!"
William Wallace
by Dr. Dingleberryologist on Nov 21, 2018 04:01:27
A conniosseur of pornography. He is so much more than a historical figure. He specializes in breast milk with auto-ingestion.
Lactation and all milk related activities fall under his umbrella of pornographic interests.
Additionally he is a fan of
blumpkins and Alabama
hot pockets. He is a master of his craft.
William Wallace
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter on May 23, 2008 14:45:27
The real one: Wears A Kilt. Rolls in the mud with said kilt on. Has a two-handed Claymore sword. Chops off people's legs with said sword. Fought against the warriors of Edward The
Longshanks.
The faerytale William Wallace: fights Longshanks to the death, Longshank's blood dripping down
Wallace's face while he does a
sword dance around his bloody claymore. He then slits open Longshank's wife's chest and removes her guts.
Example:
1. William Wallace was the
bravest Scotsman to ever
exist.
2. William Wallace was the goriest Scotsman to not exist.
William Wallace
by dirtyernie on Nov 20, 2006 06:38:59
The William Wallace - a sexual maneuver based on the fact that during the
13th century, they didn't have running water to clean up. A man and a woman engage in anal intercourse at which after a length of time, the man pulls out, rolls the woman over, and inserts his penis into her vagina in order to clean the
detritus off of his shaft. Once he feels it is sufficiently clean, he works up to ejaculation, at which point he yells out , "FREEDOM!".
William Wallace
by Lord Emperor Hanson on Aug 08, 2008 07:58:58
William Wallace was weak, he fought for scotish "freedom" but under estimated the fact some new that English rule would be beneficial to scotland, and so they rightfully captured the traitor of the land and he was punished
accordingly.
Long live England, Long live
St. George