Windows 10

Proof Microsoft can't count.



Windows 10
To keep asking again and again until the person says yes.
Example:
Mike: Will you go out with me, please?
Jane: For the 10th time, no. Don't Windows 10 me.


Windows 10
A new virus discovered by security researchers that infects your computer and spies on you. It has already taken over 300 million computers worldwide. There is currently no cure for it.
Example:
No anti-virus software has managed to get rid of Windows 10.


Windows 10
The most insecure un-private OS ever.
Example:
Person one: Oh yeah I like this porn on my new super fast Windows 10. Windows 10 is weirdly free!
Gates: I'm looking at your porn and all your passwords! I don't need to know about this! But oh well! I'll Spy on you some more!


Windows 10
A shitty mediocre operating system by Microsoft. Pretty much all of its "features" are directly recycled from Windows 7 OR are designed for those who couldn't be trusted to screw in a light bulb. Oh, and this one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!!

They'll know who you are!
Example:
Gary dispensed a liberal helping of lotion onto his palm when suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows 10!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.


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