Wingman
Wingman A Wingman is a guy you bring along with you on singles outings (like to bars) that helps you out with the women. Typically in these ways : •
The Wingman will always be there to “occupy” least attractive girl of the pair so that you may engage in the “
hotty” • Often, when an attractive girl is out with an
ugly friend, she often feels restricted to not leave that ugly friend alone, thus making the hot girl, un-touchable. • When
the wingman technique is used, both girls are approached by the men, and
the Wingman automatically engages in conversation with the ugly girl. • Now that the hot friend sees that the ugly girl has finally found a man, she is now free to start
scouting. • This is where you come in “unexpectidly” and “accidentaly”, and begin catching up on “
old times” with the Wingman. • The Wingman then offers the ugly girl to dance, (which
rarley happens to her) so she wont be able to resist. Two situations may arise: 1.) She tells her hot friend to come along, in which you automatically MUST be invited, since you know the Wingman, and have already been introduced to the hotty. 2.) They go dance, leaving you and the hotty in for some solid
face time. • At the end of the night, after you have worked your magic, the Wingman, AND ONLY
THE WINGMAN, offers the girls to comeback to his place for a little ‘after party’. • Once everyone arrives, the Wingman “occupies” the ugly girl IN ANOTHER ROOM, leaving yourself and the sweet sweet little hotty alone so that you can bang her, bang her like a drum....Important note: Keep in mind that a
wingman should never be too inexperienced or he will hold you back…the Wingman should always be of equal or greater knowledge then you. Learning and practiceing the Wingman support system is an unbelievable asset if done right. Your wingman is an
invaluable assistant for you so don't underestimate the value of finding a Wingman that can work with you. "Hey Buddy, are you gonna be my Wingman tonight?"
Wingman
by Chiggety on May 03, 2010 02:43:22
"The original military term
wingman defined a
pilot who supports another pilot in a dangerous flying environment. Today we honor that
bravery by using the same term to describe a guy who misleads someone into sleeping with you."
Example:
Man #1: Excuse me, miss?
Hottie: Yes?
Man#1: Care to dance?
Hottie: Oh, I wish I could, but i'm here with my friend,
Janice.
Man #2 (
wingman): Hello, Janice. My, what a
fetching third chin you have. May I buy us both several, several drinks?
Wingman
by Frak Brunetti on Nov 24, 2004 11:00:58
A Wingman is a buddy that takes care of the ugly
fat friend who is always standing two feet next to the hot chick you want to get with.
The Wingman is also responsible for going along with any lies you may tell during the evening. If you say you are from Italy and are just visiting for the weekend your Wingman is forced to back up that story and any other
lies you tell the hot chick.
Example:
Rocco was my Wingman last night. He occupied that hot chicks ugly
fat friend so I could go in for
the kill. Rocco is truly a "Wingman".
Wingman
by Handsurggirl on Jul 07, 2012 07:35:14
This is a predetermined friend or associate who's sole interest is
running block at casual events or outings for a
socially challenged individual creating an otherwise unlikely opportunity for that said individual to hook up with hottest of the species of the opposite sex;
a ringer.
Example:
Alli ran wingman for her shy buddy Jason by ordering drinks at the bar by this totally cute girl. She commented on the girls outfit with high
accolades of fashion then took a call leaving Jason to pick up the convo &
run with the ball.
Wingman
by WINGMAN FOR THE DAMN WIN on Jan 12, 2007 12:04:17
Example:
Bud-Light presents
Real American Heros Today we salute you Mr. Wingman. Only you can turn you buddies dream into a reality, by screwing her fat
cock-blocking friend, so crack open an ice cold Bud-Light, because next time your buddy has to screw
the fat chick, We salute you Mr. Wingman!!
Wingman
by Roger McChicken Smodger on Mar 12, 2011 01:45:54
A typically less attractive friend brought along on dates to
distract the less attractive female.
Wingmen sometimes know that they are
wingmen, and sometimes not. When they don't, everything is more amusing.
Example:
Teresa told me she was bringing her friend Amanda on our date, but
Amanda's a bitch so I brought along my rather unattractive friend Cameron as a
wingman to distract her.
Wingman
by TheRed1 on Dec 12, 2011 06:44:06
A male friend who is your right-hand man. He's usually there for you, and is there to support you, and is very good at doing so in social situations. He's always there to offer you a wing.
The term originated from it's usage in
aviation, and was then used to refer to a man who would help his friend get his target woman.
The wingman would distract the target woman's friend while his friend
went in for the target.
Example:
"
Dutch is my
wingman, he's always there for
support."
"You were a great wingman last night at that party, my friend!"
"I need a wingman."