poofed Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

poofed

To have left without warning; vanished. Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.

poofed

by Da Russian on May 08, 2006 09:23:42

Synonymous with pooped. Poofed means to fell tired, exhausted, or worn-out.

Example:
Nick told Berkley to go study before she became completely poofed.

poofed

by All Seeing Meteo on Jun 07, 2006 19:09:46

To expand; enlarge; poof out.

Example:
The cat was agitated. His tail was poofed out.

There was a strong wind today. Her skirt poofed out as the wind caught it.

poofed

by Darba on Aug 10, 2007 05:47:49

When someone leaves a party without anyone noticing.

Example:
Where did Scott go? I don't know he poofed.

poofed

by Naj13 on Jun 25, 2011 13:09:18

means to have stolen something or to have your stuff stolen

Example:
Damn yo he just poofed ya shit.

Man i straight poofed her phone.

poof poof

by WK poof poof committee on Oct 30, 2008 06:56:47

To have sex. get laid.

Example:
I need some poof poof. I want some poof poof. Lets go out and get some poof poof.

The Poof The Poof

by DPAAN on Apr 14, 2010 10:02:49

Commonly referred to and highly mistaken as a "loofah". While lacking the signature extended handle, a "The Poof The Poof" is of a doily-ish design yet tends to hang on a looped rope.

A "The Poof The Poof" is intended for both the male and female gender, although it has been known to add a more feministic showering experience. (Refer to Mike Tyson testimonial)

It comes in all colors and sizes, yet it is recommended by top physicians to use the basic model. Too much "The Poof The Poof" has been known to cause showerial sensory overload.

ORIGIN: Term coined by an incredibly original young lady while trying to differentiate a "loofah" with "The Poof The Poof" to her mother in a remote northern Ontario city. Circa 2005-Present?

Example:
David: Alright, it's wet...so I wanna know, who the hell was using my loofah?

Amy: It's actually a "The Poof The Poof"...and it was me. Sorry.

Poof

by Jess on Oct 21, 2003 07:41:19

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

Example:
You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"

poof,

by Jimi p on Aug 16, 2006 00:14:45

Another, of many, ephuemisms for gay, homosexual etc. Usually male.

Example:
"That Larry Grayson - Bit of a poof, isn't he?" commented Julian Clarey.

Poof

by .J.B. on Apr 11, 2019 02:11:29

A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual originating from the sound of a homosexuals fart after anal sex.

Example:
*Poof*
"ooo, pardon me"

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