Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an indie space-sandbox game known for it's steep learning curve and accurate physics simulation. Many players were originally turned off by the "rocket science" aspect of the game. A phrase popularized by the game is "Add moar boosters" and it has been mentioned on xkcd.



Kerbal Space Program
Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You play the game by building phallic rockets and trying to get your little green turds, or Kerbals as the game calls them, into the cold, dark emptiness of space trying to get to other planets. Playing Kerbal Space Program regularly will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.
Example:
NASA boss: So why would I hire you for this job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: *Startled voice* Of course, right this way!


Kerbal Space Program
An amazing spaceship building simulator that got some bad reviews because the devs updated the EULA and some people read it wrong. Developed by Squad and published by Private Division
Example:
Kerbal Space Program in a nutshell...
Kerbal #1: Hey, what if our ship exploded mid-flight?
Kerbal #2: Don't worry, it was well designed.
Narrator: It was not well designed...
Ship: *explodes mid-flight*


Kerbal Space Program
Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.
Example:
NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!


Kerbal Space Program
Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.
Example:
NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!


Kerbal Space Program 2
The best game that you dream of which will never release.
Example:
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2023
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2024
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2025


then kerbal space program happened
a sentence used to describe a giant explosion and failiure in a rocket.
Example:
shadowzone: then kerbal space program happened


Kerbal Space Program
(kerh-ball sphace prho-ghr-ham)
"The greatest space disaster simulator to ever hit virtual store shelves." -Martincitopants
It's true, it's better than the sequel.
FOR NOW.
Stop bashing KSP2, be patient.
Example:
1- "Bro I just bought Kerbal Space Program!"
2- "Yooo! Make sure install some mods for auto strut tho."


Kerbal space program 2
Bet y‘all feel real silly right about now.
Example:
When Take-2 closed intercept games Kerbal space program 2 died it marked the end of a game that was doomed from the start, if certain anonymous devs are to be believed.


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