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a Royal Flush

The best hand availiable in a game of poker (or other games with similar scoring systems) All cards are of the same suit, and consist of Ace, King, Queen, Nave (Jack, for the lower classes), Ten.

Royal Flush

by TwitChy on Dec 15, 2003 04:26:53

THE BEST YOU CAN GET....!

in poker having a straight 10, Jack, Queen, King and Ace all the same suit.

AKA wet dream

Example:
Fred almost wet himself when he was dealt the ace and king to make the Royal Flush.

Royal Flush

by ballsdeep500 on Apr 30, 2011 07:46:06

When you piss, puke, cum, and shit yourself at the same time

Example:
I got so drunk last night that I had a royal flush

Royal Flush

by ImperialCody on Mar 27, 2010 12:19:03

A phrase that displays the perfect life. (much like "The American Dream") Ace = Children, King = Husband (if female)/ Health (if male), Queen = Wife (if male)/ Health (if female), Jack = Good Job, and the 10 = Good Friends.

Example:
Guy1: I see you got a Royal Flush there.

Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.

Royal Flush

by Zth The Wild thang on Oct 16, 2006 14:26:57

taking a piss on a unconcious person

Example:
the local drunk has recieved many royal flushes from the towns folk.

Royal Flush

by iamriot on Jan 19, 2010 22:41:40

When you masturbate on the toilet and flush it when you are climaxing.

Example:
You:"I just got a royal flush."
Person:"Dude, I didnt know you play poker in the bathroom"
You:"I don't"

Royal Flush

by vanderspoor on Aug 27, 2011 01:50:54

The physical act of pushing a person's head into the toilet and pulling the chain (or pressing the button, for all you modern cistern types).

Suitable initiation/punishment for freshmen, especially new attendees of upper crust boarding schools (making the "Royal" especially apropos).

Example:
So, whatever happened to that young pimply Venables boy we saw around the traps?

I gave him the Royal flush during recess.

Very good, Hawthorne.

A Royal Flush

by I´am the real D2 on Feb 07, 2014 07:16:25

First flush: You have made a big dumb in the toilet, and you have to flush it before wiping - or else it will stop the toilet.

Second flush: After wiping you flush again. This usually makes the toilet have less water in it.

Third flush: In order to leave the toilet ready for the next to come, you flush again so water rises up to the normal level.

Example:
I just made a royal flush in there, but everything is fine now.

the royale flush

by UniversalHermit on Jul 06, 2015 10:46:57

Putting a plunger on someone's face and shoving the handle end up your butt and riding it up and down.

Example:
Frey was so happy when I pulled the plunger out because because this five card stud just drew a The Royale Flush

royal flush

by bobbyj on Aug 10, 2006 21:05:33

While having doggy-style sex (anal or traditional) the womans head is kept just above the rim of a toilet. When the man cums he dunks her head in the toilet and flushes resulting in a swirly.

Example:
She just about drowned after that vicious royal flush I gave her this morning.

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