a dj

when you rub a girls vagina like a dj scratches the turntable



dj
A boy who is the cutest ever. If you get the chance to meet a dj, dont let him go. He is so worth it, be careful though cause you will definitely fall for him. He is the sweetest most kind boy ever.
Example:
1: Ahhh, did you SEE dj?

2: OMG, yes! Isnt he so cute?!?!
1: YES! and soooooo nice too. I think I'm falling in love...


DJS
(Dubai Jerk Syndrome): a disease breaking out faster than fire in the woods, it hits the 20something to 30something Dubai guy, usually a clean, lean metrosexual looking dude, and is also a self-confessed player, thinking it's cool to have 2398 friends on facebook, and 98 picture albums of him and his "bitches" in a flashy club, acting like dumbass drunkards. Said infected guy, also usually walks like a homosexual, talks like a homosexual, dances like a homosexual... but doesn't admit to being one.

A guy with DJS also can't hold a coherent conversation for longer than 10 minutes, on average, before wanting to "fool around", which is a mere excuse for his lack of conversational skills.
Example:
1- "hmmm..so you met him in dubai , are u sure he doesn't have the DJS disease? it's an epidemic , btw"

2- "i'm sorry babe looks like your bf has the DJS"




dj
hes one of the most caring people, he will always be there for you through tough and thin. hes one of the most funny people you will ever meet. if you need a smile just talk to dj because he will put a smile on your face.
Example:
dj is so funny


dj
a person every girl wants their clit rubbed , scratched , tone played & fingered and if they know how to do special tricks, buy him a ring and marry him
Example:
Girl i just met this guy who is a “DJ” last night, and i think im ready for marriage


DJ
Used to be a title showing a capability to mix and scratch existing music to create a new sound (the equivalent of the digital match-up artists of today), but now anyone who has made a track line-up on a tape or burned CD has the same talent of the self-proclaimed narcissistic DJs of today who for some reason buy their material on LP even though all they're doing is fading at the end of one track into the beginning of the next.
Example:
"Oh, don't you love DJ NeonMonkeyJizz, he's so talented, I mean, the way he fades between tracks is just so perfect it's..." **SLAP** "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"


DJ
Typically it stands for Disc Jockey, you know, someone who can actually mix music. Now it's used by any and every person to download two mp3's and the demo version of FL Studio.
Example:
Person: Hey I heard you're a DJ!
DJ BJ: YEA BRO I GOT THIS ONE TRACK IT'S HOT
Person: How long you been doing that?
DJ BJ: WELL IT TOOK AN HOUR OR TWO I SPED UP THE PITCH
Person: No, I mean DJing...
DJ BJ: SHUT UP FUCK YOU IM A DJ


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