Dead joke

When a joke is over-used and becomes "dead". It was funny at first, but now it's fucking annoying.



Dead Joke
A joke that doesn’t bang.

Usually told by people called Miles.
Example:
Miles: Tells a joke

Anyone he ever talks to: “Miles, that was a dead joke.”


Dead Baby Jokes
any joke or attempt to get others to laugh while making light of dead babies. These tend to have a large amount of shock value, and sometimes shouldn't be told in the office.
Example:
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!

Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.


Dead Baby Jokes
Example:
A couple Dead Baby Jokes

Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?

A:It depends on how hard u throw them.

Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.


dead baby joke
Occasionally brilliant pieces of wordplay featuring dead babies (if you couldn't figure that last bit out alone, kill yourself). Tasteless, but make a great icebreaker!
Example:
1: I've got a dead baby joke.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.


dead baby jokes
Jokes for people with sick minds and a hate/fetish for babies(dead or alive).
Example:
Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?
A: A baby in a microwave.

Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?
A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.

Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?
A: Everyone!


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