action hero
A female(or male, whatever floats your boat) lays spread eagle, naked on the ground. A male(also naked) then shoots an arrow that has a zip-line attached to it right over the other person's head.He then proceeds to zip-line down towards the girl causing him to extremely forcefully force himself into his partner.Last Action Hero
The act of pulling a character from a movie, TV show, book, or comic, into the real world. This would be the actual character from the story, NOT the actor who is portraying the character.
Example:
Otis: "Hey, Gunther, if you could make love to any woman of your choosing, who would you choose?" Gunther: "I'd LAST ACTION HERO Alice from the Twilight movies."
Otis: "Hey, Gunther, if you could make love to any woman of your choosing, who would you choose?" Gunther: "I'd LAST ACTION HERO Alice from the Twilight movies."
Action Hero Syndrome
An astounding ability some people possess that makes them seemingly invulnerable to virtually anything thrown at them.
An important side note: invulnerability only lasts so long as the sufferer of AHS does not need to be around, is somehow expendable, or is otherwise unimportant. They can do anything until it really matters.
Famous sufferers of AHS are: the GOP, Micheal Jordan's career, Any transvestsite dates, And veritably any protagonist in any action movie made in any date of modern history.
This can be easily applied to any every-day scenario, though is usually left to more unbelievable acts.
An important side note: invulnerability only lasts so long as the sufferer of AHS does not need to be around, is somehow expendable, or is otherwise unimportant. They can do anything until it really matters.
Famous sufferers of AHS are: the GOP, Micheal Jordan's career, Any transvestsite dates, And veritably any protagonist in any action movie made in any date of modern history.
This can be easily applied to any every-day scenario, though is usually left to more unbelievable acts.
Example:
Jerry: Man, I went driving with Skippy the other night, and he sparked a bowl right at a stoplight!
Chris: you get caught?
Jerry: No, even though a cop pulled up right behind us! he's, got, like Action Hero Syndrome, man!
or
Larry: Wow, seriously? He got arrested for smoking weed?
Nick: Yeah. He decided that it was a smart idea to light up right in front of the police station.
Larry: How is it that the one time he gets caught, we're waiting on the porch of his house to let us in for the party? It's raining!
Nick: I don't know what to say, man, he's got AHS.
Jerry: Man, I went driving with Skippy the other night, and he sparked a bowl right at a stoplight!
Chris: you get caught?
Jerry: No, even though a cop pulled up right behind us! he's, got, like Action Hero Syndrome, man!
or
Larry: Wow, seriously? He got arrested for smoking weed?
Nick: Yeah. He decided that it was a smart idea to light up right in front of the police station.
Larry: How is it that the one time he gets caught, we're waiting on the porch of his house to let us in for the party? It's raining!
Nick: I don't know what to say, man, he's got AHS.
Action Hero Pain Syndrome
The tendency of many macho guys to brush off pain from serious injuries in day-to-day life, while behaving like complete blubbering weenies when receiving routine medical care. This allows them to appear to have a (manly) high pain threshold, and yet still get copious sympathy from loved ones at the hospital.
Example:
Jenna's husband didn't flinch when he sliced his hand open while renovating their kitchen. But he sobbed inconsolably when they put in an IV at the ER. Jenna coddled him and yelled at the nurse, but it was a clear case of Action Hero Pain Syndrome.
Jenna's husband didn't flinch when he sliced his hand open while renovating their kitchen. But he sobbed inconsolably when they put in an IV at the ER. Jenna coddled him and yelled at the nurse, but it was a clear case of Action Hero Pain Syndrome.
Action Hero Hobbies
any live activity that replicates the audio and visual actions of fictional death defying protagonists from a story, movies, video game.
Examples include: Stunt Driving. Stunt Riding. Free Falling. Gun Kata. Sword fighting. Gun Tricks. Knife Tricks. Flying a plane. Flying a helicopter. Explosives. Etc.
Examples include: Stunt Driving. Stunt Riding. Free Falling. Gun Kata. Sword fighting. Gun Tricks. Knife Tricks. Flying a plane. Flying a helicopter. Explosives. Etc.
Example:
Person 1: You love guns but you’re always twirling them. That’s stupid. Just shoot the gun.
Person 2: I love action hero hobbies. Guns are just one part of it. If it doesn’t make a cool sound or look cool while it’s being used, it makes no joy for me.
Person 1: You love guns but you’re always twirling them. That’s stupid. Just shoot the gun.
Person 2: I love action hero hobbies. Guns are just one part of it. If it doesn’t make a cool sound or look cool while it’s being used, it makes no joy for me.