old fashion
A Handjob
An Old Fashioned
Example:
Sharron! Thank God! have you seen my cremé freaysh... Hey what are you doing? Hwoah! an old fashioned?" splurt... "Love you Sharron
Sharron! Thank God! have you seen my cremé freaysh... Hey what are you doing? Hwoah! an old fashioned?" splurt... "Love you Sharron
old-fashioned
Old Fashioned
The act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. So named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6.
As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"
As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"
Example:
Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress
Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress
Old Fashioned
Example:
Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!
Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!
Old Fashion
Example:
Crystal gave the random Britsh guy an old fashion in the hotel bathroom while her friends were in the other room.
Crystal gave the random Britsh guy an old fashion in the hotel bathroom while her friends were in the other room.
old fashioned
Example:
Jordan thinks he is cool because he is making himself old fashioneds but i ate all of the cherrys and orange slices.
Jordan thinks he is cool because he is making himself old fashioneds but i ate all of the cherrys and orange slices.
Old Fashion
An unlubricated and painful handjob, usually performed instead of sexual intercourse, much to the dismay of the male involved.
Example:
Bro, I thought I had it in the bag with Michelle last night, but she just gave me an Old Fashion. This morning was the most painful morning of my life.
Bro, I thought I had it in the bag with Michelle last night, but she just gave me an Old Fashion. This morning was the most painful morning of my life.