an old fashioned

a hand job.



An Old Fashioned
A good old fashioned H.J. resulting in a release of cremé freaysh.
Example:
Sharron! Thank God! have you seen my cremé freaysh... Hey what are you doing? Hwoah! an old fashioned?" splurt... "Love you Sharron


Old Fashioned
The act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. So named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6.

As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"
Example:
Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress


Old Fashioned
A simple penis rub just like grandpa used to get from grandma
Example:
Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!


Old Fashion
An unlubricated and painful handjob, usually performed instead of sexual intercourse, much to the dismay of the male involved.
Example:
Bro, I thought I had it in the bag with Michelle last night, but she just gave me an Old Fashion. This morning was the most painful morning of my life.


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