Bollocks
14th Century (as 'ballocks') English term which has grown numerous useful applications within today's language:1. Term of exasperation, often at having made a mistake.2. As a plural noun,
the bollocks are the testicles.3. Exaggerated truth or blatant lies.4. Unfathomable rubbish; corporate management speak, e.g. 'blue-sky thinking', 'touch base', and 'thinking outside the box'.5. Poor or bad effort, esp. with media references. (The more
bollocks, the worse the event.)6. When the bollocks belong to a canine, the inverse meaning of (5.) comes into play, though nobody knows quite why. This meaning appears to date back from 1989.7. To 'drop a bollock' is to commit a social
faux-pas leading to grave embarrassment.8. A 'bollocking' is a telling off, often by one's boss for an inadequate or incomplete
piece of work, or inappropriate behaviour.9. To lack bollocks is to be
gutless, spineless and generally lack courage. This is not used inversely for the word 'balls' covers this application.10. As a verb, to 'bollocks' or to be 'bollocksed' it to
flummox or be
flummoxed; confuse or be confused.11. If a piece of machinery is
bollocksed, it is broken or rendered unusable either temporarily or permanently.12. To be 'bollock-naked' it to be completely without clothing, save for a few relatively unimportant items such as socks, watch, rings, necklaces, bracelets, earrings or other body jewellery.13. To be 'bollocksed' also means to have
imbibed an amount of alcohol which has eliminated a dangerously high number of brain cells causing a lack of social and
spatial awareness, incoherent speech and the inability to believe that you're not as drunk as you are, you're not as unattractive in that state as you are, and that you don't rule the world.
Bollocks
by Black_Rose_325 on Sep 27, 2008 01:17:28
My favourite word of all time.
Generally a term used for male genitalia
but can be used for anything.
Something crap or shite,
something not true,
when you drop heavy things
on your feet,
a word for tired or
knackered
a slag for someone who is annoying or 'a little shit',
A word that shocks and appauls Mrs.
Doyle 'get-your-bollocks-outa-my-face'
Example:
'Jaysus this applemac is a
load of bollocks!'
'Nah that never happened, thats a load of bollocks.'
'Bollocks!! Me toes!!!!'
'I was awake all night, and now Im feckin
bollocksed!!'
'That
little bollocks threw bottled piss at me!!'
Bollocks
by sleepygamer on Mar 05, 2006 16:00:07
Example:
1. Do that again and I'll rip yer
bollocks off and shove em up yer arse.
2. That meal was the (dogs)
bollocks man.
3.
BOLLOCKS! He cheated!
4. The world is just... bollocks man...
(5.) BOLLOCKS!...BOLLOCKSBOLLOCKSBOLLOCKS!