ashen

The greatest single metal band from Middletown, Rhode Island.



Ashens
The pseudonym of a British comedian who reviews knock off gaming sytems, action figures, mp3 players, or any other interesting tat that winds up in his local PoundLand.

He's aquainted with the likes of Chef Excellence, The God Monster of Indian Flats, and The Silver Skull...a pathetic "serial killer" that holds a grudge against him JUST BECAUSE.

He's known for his sarcastic, often random, and sometimes witty comedy that makes his ridiculous and ludicrously implausable line of work seem like something worth doing.

He's the fourth most subscribed YouTube user in the United Kingdom...and that's about all he's accomplished with his life.
Example:
Garitt the Pumpkin Wrangler: "Hey, did you see the latest Ashens video?"

Abraham Lincoln: "'Did I see it?' I was there when he filmed it"

Garitt: "W-...what?"

Abe: "Totally worth the $600 plane tickets, and $400 for the six weeks of espionage lessons...and $300 spy kit"


Ashens
The most British man on the internet who has been reviewing tat on an old brown sofa since 2006. Should be run out of England any time now for not liking tea.
Example:
That couch I saw at Ikea looks almost like the one used by Ashens on YouTube!


Ashen Nawagamuwage
Ashen waterson niggambo definition: this is a person who eat kfc and likes to drink Kool-Aid and loves to hang out with niggardly people, this person is very nice and cool and hates gays he said the following once "F**k french and Ni**ers"
this following statement made him a picture in the Australian government allowing him to achieve his leadership skills such as bringing back slavery in America and Australia. he has also made an impact on diddys career of SA by paying for his bail and he helped fight kids with cancer... with a bat. he has also took away the rights for women to speak or move and he has brought nazi ways back, stating "We be smoking these jews" ashen has been locked up for 20 years for criminal behaviour such as prostitutions, shootings, stabbings, cheating on a math test and getting caught with adam hana, saying the ni**a word, and multiple racist attempts.
Example:
ashen Nawagamuwage is gay


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