condition

You're having an all night party. Someone falls asleep. You put some real cummy looking hair conditioner on them to simulate the appearance of someone having ejaculated on them while they were asleep.



condition
to gradually acclimatize another into previously untried or forbidden behavior, control, lead into deep water
Example:
By smearing peanut butter on her cooter, she conditioned her doberman to provide her 'non-prime time' pleasure


conditioning
When one joins a sports team such as basketball, soccer or cross country, many of their practices involve conditioning. Conditioning is basically running (jogging and sprints) that is meant to get one into shape to play said sport.
Example:
The other day I went to a 2-hour conditioning practice. Multiple sprints, liners and footwork drills left me exhausted and pissed off.


conditional
A bullshit, pointless unit that you cover in geometry class that has nothing to do with math whatsoever. Created just to take up space within the school curriculum. There's also a converse, inverse, and contrapositive to a conditional, which just make it sound more and more stupider than it already is.
Example:
Conditional: f you are a musician, then you are a pianist.
CONVERSE: If you are a pianist, then you are a musician.
INVERSE: If you are not a musician, then you are not a pianist
CONTRAPOSITIVE: If you are not a pianist, then you are not a musician.


Conditional
Subject to one or more conditions or requirements being met; made or granted on certain terms.
Example:
Your girlfriend is being conditional when she demands that we overlook her rudeness and inappropriate behavior in order to all get along.
I am not being conditional by telling you that we do not have a good relationship, it is just a fact.


Conditional DNP
Conditional DNP is a term used on the site E621.net which is a website hosting furry porn (Yiff).
The acronym means: 'conditional Do Not Post' this means that the artist whishes you not to repost it unless certain criterias are met. This is a tag on E621 which is shown in the artist category, this is why many people mistake it for an artist. (I did so myself, thats why i made this to help others)
Example:
Virgin: Conditional DNP is my favorite artist! I especially like his collaborations with (insert artist).

Chad: Bro...


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