ashton kutcher
when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"
ashton kutcher
Example:
if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson
if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson
Ashton Kutcher
Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.
Example:
Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!
Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!
Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher
One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?
Ashton Kutcher
A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.
No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
Example:
Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.
Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.
Ashton Kutcher
An untalented acting monkey, who to some people is actually funny. He has made millions of dollars pulling dumbass, tasteless jokes on celebrities, while simultaneously have either A) having massive ADHD attacks or B) having large seizures. Both performed on a stool.
Example:
Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?
Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?
Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
Ashton Kutcher
the most overrated actor right now. he tries so hard to be funny but it's embarrassing how but he is when he tries. it's highly doubtful he ever took acting school.
ashton kutcher
A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.
Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.
Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.
Example:
Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111
Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.
Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111
Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.