ass rocketeer

huge ragin homo-sexual, a man who enjoys the cock...



ass rocket
Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...
Example:
1. Shane suffered from IBS, so everyday after lunch he would have an Ass Rocket.

2. Wow! That Ass Rocket was so bad I had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof!


ass rocket
To blow a dose of cocaine into the anus through a tube, that it may be absorbed through the rectum
Example:
it was hard enough finding the coke, let alone a woman willing to give him an ass rocket.


ass rocket
Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.
Example:
1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch

2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.


Ass Rocket
Poop,Terds,Crap,Shit. When you terds are shaped like rockets.
Example:
Skaz: Man i launched some serious ass- rockets when i ate that steak!
Chubbs: Wow you too!?


ass-rocket drunk
When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.
Example:
"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"


Latest Searches

evelate, trying hard, taking a hoot, COD5, deletion, scuba gear, gay pride, talking point, Hocking, GURGLED, brozilla, Give over, like a broken record, Barstard, flex appeal, scion, a Jonathan, paragliding, quick one, short guy squat, tear your ass open, TurboGrafx, alien juice, the rebellion, ownager, bad mans, coefficients, power hour, eat bread, Mark Zore, tres puntos, This plane, that fits, TEN FOLD, history, latent racism, troubleshoot, Kendoka, phat beats, come down, surplus value, Patrick Rothfuss, Black Ice, Billy Martin, Iraqi, betrayer, Assert, u on, Ved is so cool, vitter, teach a class, homeboy, Promiscuous male, demon slayer, GREASY hair, Custy, essential oils, driving a Buick, Stupid-smart phone, Louisiana, the Daria, u do u, prettymuch, Fucking up, con air, arnell, smackdown vs raw, Brucie bonus, 14 year old girl, Matthew McConaughey, Creech, five minute piss, clarinet, the Caretaker, Somalians, Arena, nooo, red lights, fake indie, Belligerated, the gooch, ur granny tranny, Filter, ball bag, Peppermint Grove, love feet, smoke pole, sup, fellz, Sydneysider, PLAY BALL, creepy tepee, swaring, cheech and chong, urrr, rainbow eyeshadow, hated stepmom, BIdan, ran up, Cyrene, Volvic Revive, black project, :teeth:, black diamond, Texas Brown Taco, organs, kixin it, lascivious, Dead Opps, Microsoft Windows, Jew haters, escargoon, I feel it, grocery list, MURDAVILLE, fleshlight, bull game, Toya, baby sign language, as a brother, Sephia, i fucked your mum, so real, Mississippi 3-way, haji mart, Destiel, nozzle, nevel, esmerelda, activity, Nigga damn, shit-nute, in the back seat, Nicki Minaj, The DH, zip line, real shit, sci-fag, Lucid dreams, Doing something, nightmare, Good Foot, pyramids, crickey, Filek, Anaheim, chocolate river, bless your heart, Cba, chocked, Storage Wars, M, Along with, chicken strips, clumpy, Investigate, RTG, bjs, an empty, sisters, absolute shit, My House is on Fire, durability, Drippy, wear a mask, shiggly, double cross, Legitimate, Going with, Made of awesome, Ticonderoga, Doge, bitch boys, Freudian slip, the UPS store, platano power, pad, breezers, Woked up, raw meat, full package, Freehold Boro, Bhattacharya, Gar, 2 hole, my idol, deepthroat, wipe, Pon Farr, scratch your neck, Manny Pacquiao, black lives, reconciliation, Reach Back, GRIDDY, alright then, Gen X, willy breath, Dark Brandon, That was me, ass rocketeer, 6 quick ones, Something amazing, evelate, trying hard, taking a hoot, COD5, deletion, scuba gear, gay pride, talking point, Hocking, GURGLED, brozilla, Give over, like a broken record, Barstard, flex appeal, scion, a Jonathan, paragliding, quick one, short guy squat, tear your ass open, TurboGrafx, alien juice, the rebellion, ownager, bad mans, coefficients, power hour, eat bread, Mark Zore, tres puntos, This plane, that fits, TEN FOLD, history, latent racism, troubleshoot, Kendoka, phat beats, come down, surplus value, Patrick Rothfuss, Black Ice, Billy Martin, Iraqi, betrayer, Assert, u on, Ved is so cool, vitter, teach a class, homeboy, Promiscuous male, demon slayer, GREASY hair, Custy, essential oils, driving a Buick, Stupid-smart phone, Louisiana, the Daria, u do u, prettymuch, Fucking up, con air, arnell, smackdown vs raw, Brucie bonus, 14 year old girl, Matthew McConaughey, Creech, five minute piss, clarinet, the Caretaker, Somalians, Arena, nooo, red lights, fake indie, Belligerated, the gooch, ur granny tranny, Filter, ball bag, Peppermint Grove, love feet, smoke pole, sup, fellz, Sydneysider, PLAY BALL, creepy tepee, swaring, cheech and chong, urrr, rainbow eyeshadow, hated stepmom, BIdan, ran up, Cyrene, Volvic Revive, black project, :teeth:, black diamond, Texas Brown Taco, organs, kixin it, lascivious, Dead Opps, Microsoft Windows, Jew haters, escargoon, I feel it, grocery list, MURDAVILLE, fleshlight, bull game, Toya, baby sign language, as a brother, Sephia, i fucked your mum, so real, Mississippi 3-way, haji mart, Destiel, nozzle, nevel, esmerelda, activity, Nigga damn, shit-nute, in the back seat, Nicki Minaj, The DH, zip line, real shit, sci-fag, Lucid dreams, Doing something, nightmare, Good Foot, pyramids, crickey, Filek, Anaheim, chocolate river, bless your heart, Cba, chocked, Storage Wars, M, Along with, chicken strips, clumpy, Investigate, RTG, bjs, an empty, sisters, absolute shit, My House is on Fire, durability, Drippy, wear a mask, shiggly, double cross, Legitimate, Going with, Made of awesome, Ticonderoga, Doge, bitch boys, Freudian slip, the UPS store, platano power, pad, breezers, Woked up, raw meat, full package, Freehold Boro, Bhattacharya, Gar, 2 hole, my idol, deepthroat, wipe, Pon Farr, scratch your neck, Manny Pacquiao, black lives, reconciliation, Reach Back, GRIDDY, alright then, Gen X,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!