ass rocket

Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...



ass rocket
To blow a dose of cocaine into the anus through a tube, that it may be absorbed through the rectum
Example:
it was hard enough finding the coke, let alone a woman willing to give him an ass rocket.


ass rocket
Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.
Example:
1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch

2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.


Ass Rocket
Poop,Terds,Crap,Shit. When you terds are shaped like rockets.
Example:
Skaz: Man i launched some serious ass- rockets when i ate that steak!
Chubbs: Wow you too!?


ass-rocket drunk
When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.
Example:
"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"


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