A burf

a mix between a burp and barf



burf
When you go to burp and actually barf a little. Don't actually vomit, just get a little taste in your throat.
Example:
Oh Dude I think I just burfed!


burf
to lie on someone or to someone
Example:
Why you burfing on me?


Burf
An after dinner surprise in which you expect a nice burp but end up with a little barf making its way up your esophagus thus leaving you with that horrible burning sensation. (Burp + Barf = Burf)
Example:
Earl: Gee whiz Sally, that was a fine souffle you made!!
Sally: Well thank you Earl.
Earl: Buuuuurppppblecccchhhh!! Oh Christ my thraot is burning....I just BURFED!!!
Sally: Oh Earl!!


Burf
When you try to burp, but a little vomit comes out.
Example:
Person 1 *burfs* “sorry I just burfed.”
Person 2 “what the fuck is a burf?”
Person 1 “sharting of the mouth.”


Burfing
Bus surfing; riding a bus standing up, without using your hands to hold on or steady yourself. Best enjoyed on an empty section of the bus. Competitive burfing must consist of at least two rounds, so that players can switch places each round for an equal advantage throughout the game.
Example:
Her ankles felt like jelly from burfing the West Seattle Bridge on the way home.


BURF
The act of expelling an exceptionally acrid and heavy fart that feels hot in temperature, making only a slight "bfffff" sound as the bitter fumes leaves the anal cavity. Much more deadly and bitter than the average silent fart.
Example:
"Honey, you won't want to sit next me right now. This roasted garlic is making me burf."

"Sam was pissed because I burfed in his cube."

"My wife practically passed out from the burf I just left in the car."


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