Jimmie Johnson
Jimmie Kenneth Johnson is an American professional
stock car racing driver whose last full time season ended in 2020. Jimmie Johnson is one of the most well know and definitely one of the best NASCAR drivers who has lived. He has won 7 championships, 5 of which were in row, and 83 wins. He is married to his wife
Chandra and has two daughters named Lydia and
Genevieve. He is a legend on and off the track and truly the best!
Jimmy Johnson
by bigboss204 on Mar 13, 2019 23:21:25
The most powerful evil in all of academics. The biggest, the baddest, the worst possible thing you can think of doing multiplied by your scariest nightmare.
A Jimmy Johnson is the ultimate level of difficulty possible for any test, practice problem, or example. Nothing is more difficult than
a Jimmy Johnson.
Slightly easier but still near impossible is
a Johnson
Example:
"That chemistry test was an absolute Jimmy Johnson, how does
expect us to do that shit? It was impossible!"
"Bro that was
a Jimmy Johnson, I felt like a baby sucking a hot dog stuck in a
hijacked plane."
jimmy johnson
by jamarious quangle dangle on Jun 03, 2022 22:36:28
Jimmy Johnson
by Tyler1longlostbrother on Nov 28, 2019 04:47:19
jimmie johnson
by omar ahmed on Mar 10, 2009 23:45:18
Jimmy Johnson
by void_> on Apr 26, 2023 15:01:48
Just the
whitest name
itw. he also eats
raw eggs and meat. he wears white clothes only, and he uses black clothes as toilet paper.
Jimmy Johnson
by S Danny on Jun 05, 2006 12:46:23
Jimmie Johnson Did It!
by Jesse Wagner on Apr 04, 2008 07:40:44
A phrase used by members of the race forum TBK.fameflame.dk to describe any NASCAR accident directly involving or in the general vicinity of
Jimmie Johnson. Used often by members of TBK Radio. Other variates are "
Jimmy Johnson Did It" and "Jimmy
JAWNSON Did It"
Jimmy johnson
by FrankenShitter6969 on Oct 08, 2022 12:01:34
A man putting shit into a pussy and then
fucking her making
the shit over the
phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus