kindled

The act of becoming extremely involved in reading an Amazon Kindle.



Kindling
When 2 - 35 people get together for sex, but no one physically touches each other. The arousal begins with Yax in a bedazzled thong, and he dances seductively in front of the audience. The sheer sexuality from this display is enough to induce orgasms, in some cases multiple. Bats has squirted from kindling and he's a guy. This shit is real.
Example:
Yax, it's been a while. It's time for a good kindling.


Kindled
To be served by someone who whips out the kindle and finds out an answer before anyone else.
Example:
Teacher: What is the definition of exasperate ?
Student1: (whips out the kindle and starts looking it up) she yells its to irritate or provoke to a high degree; annoy extremely: He was exasperated by the senseless delays.

Student2: Damn, she jus kindled our asses!


Kindle
the act of creating or more common, the attempt to create a relationship beyond friendship with the attractive, funny, and hard to walk away from girl/guy that everyone loves being around. Said person typically has multiple Kindlers, and doesn't realize it.
Example:
You still in the kindle with the girl from the gym?


kindle
To read a book or a newspaper on a Kindle e-reading device
Example:
"I'm kindling now, call you back in ten minutes."

"I'm kindling the newspaper now, can't chat, will return call in one hour."

"Do you enjoy kindling with your Kindle?" "Yes, I do enjoy kindling."

"Hey, I've been kindled. My lates t book was packaged by Kindle as a Kindle book. It feels kind of good to be kindled."

"My book was out of print for a long time, but a new publisher reprinted it and put it on the Kindle menu and you could say my book has been rekindled. I love it!"

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