baby carrot
Baby Carrots
A hi-tech device used to make heterosexual men think homosexual thoughts. Best summed up by Stephen Colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.
Baby carrots
Carrots that have regressed to infancy.
Baby Carrots
Example:
Omg Jim I would eat baby carrots out of that girl's ass...
Or if at work at your retail job, it can be a code word. Say "hey Darryl, baby carrots, aisle 26."
Omg Jim I would eat baby carrots out of that girl's ass...
Or if at work at your retail job, it can be a code word. Say "hey Darryl, baby carrots, aisle 26."
baby carrot
An extremely large clitoris. (as defined per Trish from Tuscon,AZ in a drunken fit by the pool in Las Vegas)
Example:
As I went down on the girl I pulled back her flappy labia to reveal a giant baby carrot, much larger than my kernel of corn.
As I went down on the girl I pulled back her flappy labia to reveal a giant baby carrot, much larger than my kernel of corn.
Baby Carrot
Baby carrot
A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot