ensure

a drink used to gain or maintain a healthy weight.



Ensure
staple of underfed homosexual dredge-queens trying to stay thin well past their prime and failing as they look more AIDS than Laids
Example:
I met this scrawny, jaded faery in Chicago that rented an old ballet studio; great layout with massive sq.footage, 12 ft. ceilings, multiple parlors, and mirrored hallways. How he paid for it as a interior house painter is beyond me. The point where I decided to remember the address was when I saw him sipping on an Ensure he tore from a sixpack and blandly talking about the last job - "3 months ago". I forgot to check back to see if it the place was available, but I know he's dead. I just know it. Somewhere on or just off of Halstead. Go find it!


Ensuring Your Place In Hell
A DVD trilogy of (mostly) fucked up found footage films, there are 3 films in the trilogy (no shit) Ensuring Your Place In Hell, Ensuring Your Place In Hell 2, Ensuring Your Place In Hell 3.
Eypih 1 contains: Grave Robbing for Morons, Cooking with Huck Botko, Mortuary of the Dead, Exploding Varmints

Eypih 2 contains: Exorcism in Turkey, Wonderland 1981 Crime Scene, Experiments in the Revival of Organisms, High Impact: Hand Safety Video
Eypih 3 contains: Plant Earth About to be Recycled (Heaven’s Gate Initiation), The Enemy Japan, Rayshard Brooks Killing, Begotten
Example:
dude: yo have you seen Ensuring Your Place In Hell?
guy: no


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