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For any dumbass who cant spell bagel



Bagle
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Example:
Friend:Hey why is there a pentagram in your room
Me: Join bagle


Bagling
bagling - n - 1.) a bagling is a fry dislodged from the frypod and resides in the bottom of the tasty fast food's bag, which becomes inedible after touching the bottom of the bag 2.) a douche-bag's apprentice, aka his douche-prodigy
Example:
1. Dude why the hell didn't you hold the bag, now there are baglings and those damn baglings taste like shit.

2. I feel so bad for that girl, her douche bag boyfriend brought his bagling on their date.


Bagle
To bowl a game in bowling where you score less than 100 points and get a double gutter. Named for the "0" that show up when you gutter at some bowling alleys.
Example:
Person 1: Dude, I just bagled for the third time in a row!

Person 2: You know what coach said, 'Bagle, and I'll stone you to death'.


The Birmingham Bagle
A spinoff of The Houdini The Birmingham Bagle involves tricking your woman into thinking you're about to do something you're not. As you're about to finish off, pretending you're about to Peter North her so she closes her eyes, and opens her mouth. You pretend to be jerking it to trick her into thinking she's about to recieve a seimen bath, this is when you turn around very stealthfuly and unleash either a fart, or a diarrhea mess on her face and in her mouth. The Birmingham bagle is one of the hardest moves to pull off in history, and works much better if you have the runs.
Example:
You might as well call me the champ cause just last night, I gave April the Birmingham Bagle! Huzzah!


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