my computer

What I spend all my free time watching Netflix on.



is my computer on
YES

A site that says if your computer is on.
Example:
is my computer on?
YES


my computer is acting retarded
An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.
Example:
Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.


why is my computer so slow
(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real
Example:
(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM

(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money


MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY
when a computer is going slow. Because it hasn't been turned in a bit (a week).
Example:
man with computer: MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY
another person: dam


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