name definition
Art form practiced by emo eunuchs who
fetishize a particular female and advertise their fetish by creating a definition for her on Urban Dictionary. The object of
the emo's sexual desire may be a girl from his school, his mom, grandma or other whore. The usual formula is to define the whore by listing idealized qualities related to her intelligence, beauty and kindness. The color of the whore's hair and the firmness of her ass may also be mentioned in his definition. Later the emo eunuch steals
the bitch's under panties and sniffs them while masturbating, crying and reading the definition he wrote. When the emo boy
matures he typically experiences self-loathing for his past infatuation and seeks to reclaim his manhood by strangling prostitutes.
name definition
by deathwish124 on May 15, 2009 08:55:23
Something that plagues this site and has for a long time.
Most
name definitions are exactly the same. Someone name a definition after someone's first or
full name and then makes the definition one of two things...
1.
A personal attack against someone with that name.
2. Massive praise for someone with that name, usually the person who made the definition.
Example:
1. (name) is an
evil person who will always stab you in the back, they're fat and disgusting and nobody loves them.
2. (name) is a totally awesome person who loves everyone and can always be trusted.
Name definitions are always that bad, always. Please
don't publish them if you are an editor.
name definition
by 1266828 on Nov 19, 2010 05:07:28
a really annoying thing that happens a whole lot. For some reason people have the habit for writing
definitions for names.
Ex. Bob is the most caring, athletic, cool guy you will ever know. he is also (insert other random bullshit).
really? I didn't know Bob was all of those things. In fact
I know a guy named Bob and he's a DICK.
Now you see why
name definitions can backfire and have no use?
Name definitions
by StevLCanival on Oct 20, 2011 05:28:37
The definitions that people post here on Urban Dictionary which are
utterly pointless, considering most of the time a name will not define an individuals intelligence,
attractiveness or personality.
Name Definition
by Jen is best sh is warn on Aug 30, 2017 23:18:47
The worst fucking type of definition on this site. The definition is usually the writers name. A typical
name definition usually says "ooh sarah is very nice and can and warmed sex y prson" The people who write them are probably
creep emo girls who are desperate to try to be known on the internet
Name definitions
by jjr51802 on Feb 06, 2014 08:20:40
Name definitions
by Arthur Van Graff on Feb 09, 2018 13:16:19
Things people
submit on this site when they have an
unhealthy obsession with someone and worship them like a god. Most of these losers would be better off on the receiving end of a loaded
handgun Example:
“Bryan: the sweetest, hottest guy on the planet etc.”
Anyone who has ever so much as considered writing a name definition for even half a second is
a cancer on this earth that needs to be publicly
crucified. The same goes for editors who approve said
name definitions.
Name definitions
by BREAD IS NOT A YOUTUBER on Jun 10, 2022 23:37:29
Example:
Hey look
my Name definition says I'm not a
wanker (*secretly
laughs knowing she made her own Name definitions*)
Name definitions
by Stupid God on Jun 03, 2018 14:45:53
A method by which contributors attempt to use Urban Dictionary as a
dating website. Can also be employed in cases wherein
middle schoolers wish to either
gloat about themselves or call their friend a homosexual.
Example:
Users: Let's write
name definitions that describe who we are!
Urban Dictionary as a whole: Please don't. Please?
User named
Catherine: Catherine is intelligent, beautiful, and enjoys long w—
UDAW: I will pay you. I will actually pay you to stop. Please don't
do this to me.
Name Definition
by Cookiey Monster Flag on Jan 01, 2012 04:56:52
When people
define a name of there boyfriend,
girlfriend or themselves and
write about how amazing they are.