maintain

To keep your composure even in the most adverse and drunken circumstance.



maintain
To make a token phonecall or some other token effort to show your lady that you are always thinking of her whilst embarking on a 24 hour session.
Example:
Fancy another beer mate?
Err yeah but give me a minute. I need to maintain while I'm still capable


maintaining
keeping your cool no matter what happens. used in keeping a certain way about you.
Example:
"maintaining rock-on status"


Maintaining
to keep up or carry on drinking for hours and hours. To keep in an existing state; preserve or retain consciousness after much intoxication. Maintaining!
Example:
Maintaining:we are going to maintain tonight, no shots.

Holy F**k I maintained last night, I really should be dead after all i drank.


maintainer
The kind of guy who expresses great interest, flirts, dishes out sexual innuendo, but never actually follows through in getting to know a girl. Maintains just enough contact that she doesn't forget who he is.
Example:
"Hey, I heard from that gym guy today."
"The one you had that one drink with six weeks ago??"
"Yeah, he texted me!"
"Did he ask you out?"
"No, but he asked me if I was watching the game tonight."
"Did he invite you to watch it with him?"
" . . . . No?"
"Girl, block his number. He's never gonna follow through. He's just a maintainer."


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