beanage

Used by guys to describe a very attractive woman. Its meaning is derived from the fact that they would not mind "flicking the bean", owing to her extreme attractiveness, i.e. giving her oral sex - often seen as a chore.



Thermonuclear Beanage
It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.
Example:
I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!


spread your beanage
a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.
Example:
Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"

Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."


Beanager
That awkward age where you are legally an adult, but not emotionally an adult.
Example:
Person 1: I'm 19 so I'm technically an adult... but I don't feel like an adult at all
Person2: you are in your beanage years, you are a beanager dude


beanage protrution
When you are wearing a beanie and don't smoosh it down, so it looks as though you are wearing a dick on your head.
Example:
Person 1: wow, look at that kid's beanie!

Person 2: yeah, major beanage protrution!


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