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When something is "hot as balls"



testicularities
Testicular + peculiarities : cockup stuff males never admit as wrongdoing! And just go blame it on their male hormonal make-up... , y'know?

I liked that word so much, I searched my 'wordrobe' for more and here's what I found (you'll be gobshite-smacked!):
-MACHOs: males acting childish, hormonal and obnoxious!
-egotesticles: egotistical testicles! HAHA!
-testyria: testicular hysteria!
-testosterone-poisoning: an excuse whenever you miss up stuff so bad!
-MAS: male-answer syndrome, or 'manswer'... is the tendency for a male to come up fast with a random answer even if he has zip idea what's he talking about, fueled by testosterone!
Example:
Testicularities? Heh, you telling me? Blame it on the T!


Testiculars
1. Of or on the male body, and sometimes female body (but don't tell no one). A way of expressing your manhood.

2. A hippopotamus wearing a skirt.
Example:
1. We're men, MEN!, manly men, the kind of men that have big testiculars.

2. That is one big testicular!


Testicular Singularity
When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.
Example:
Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"


Testicular Torsion
A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.

When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
Example:
Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"


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