Mercer
A town founded in
1800 in Western PA nestled very equally between Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and
Erie. It grew quickly and became the county seat of
Mercer County and subsequently the center of
judicial decisions in the area. It's most notable features are the Court House (3rd edition as the other 2 burned down), the convenient exit off I-80 for any hungry traveler, and the heavy concentration of rednecks and churches.The town has been in decline in the past 50 years. Local officials continue to be stunned that the population is leaving, though pretty much no improvements have been made to the town since the early
1900s because they want it to keep its "Victorian" feel. The peak of its
suckitude was when the
mayoral election came down to an 18 year old, a 19 year old, and some dude who never really had much to do with Mercer (18 year old tool Chris
Portman won). Basically, the only thing Mercer residents do in Mercer are sleep, sometimes eat, and go to school because there is nothing actually in Mercer aside from the Court House. Many diverse peoples live in the town: a few blacks, 1 or 2 Asian families, a shitload of rednecks, a couple hippies, and plenty of losers that don't already fall in these categories. Go Mustangs!
Mercer
by Oreo Lover on Apr 06, 2012 21:23:34
Mercer is that one girl in your class that makes it exciting going to school. She is the hottie but not a slut. She has a great body. She is very hyper and you always want to be around her. She is nice and everyone wants to be her friend/girlfriend because she would make even good as a wife. Many people know her as the hottie or the nice one. But if your a lucky guy and get to know a Mercer. Make sure she likes you. If your her friend she could
hook you up with a hot guy you know. Plus, she knows how to party!!
Hottie, Athletic, Nice, Popular, Smart (but not a nerd), Flirtatious, Laughable,
Huggable, Hyper, funny,Confident,
Match-maker, Party animal, Dancer
Mercer
by nxtpacker22 on Feb 15, 2011 01:24:45
The greatest town in the world. Far away from everything but without a sense of exclusion. Great place to have a cabin as a vacation destination. Hot summer days are great spending on a lake. While cold snowy winters are perfect for
snowmobiling or taking a short drive to Big Powderhorn Mountain for a day on
the slopes. There are lots of cool bars and restaurants, all adding to a quintessential hometown feel. Safe and quiet. A blissful escape from a busy life. A nice balance of technology. Enough to
send off an emergency email, but not enough to notice anything if you don't want too. All in all a quiet wooded town, that can be easily tagged as the greatest place on earth.
Example:
- Hey what are you doing for
christmas break?
- Going up to the greatest place in the world.
- Where's that?
- Mercer,
Wi, duh!
- Oh, i shoulda known
Mercer's awesome!
Mercer
by BigboiSuperbowel2008 on Apr 14, 2019 12:49:48
A "Mercer" is most commonly known for being one of the greatest guys you'll ever meet. He is athletic , hot ,
charismatic, and has
a big dick and is also very good with
the ladies and you'd be very lucky to go home with a "Mercer" of your own.
Mercer
by nxtpacker22 on Feb 15, 2011 01:24:25
The greatest town in the world. Far away from everything but without a sense of exclusion. Great place to have a cabin as a vacation destination. Hot summer days are great spending on a lake. While cold snowy winters are perfect for
snowmobiling or taking a short drive to Big Powderhorn Mountain for a day on
the slopes. There are lots of cool bars and restaurants, all adding to a quintessential hometown feel. Safe and quiet. A blissful escape from a busy life. A nice balance of technology. Enough to
send off an emergency email, but not enough to notice anything if you don't want too. All in all a quiet wooded town, that can be easily tagged as the greatest place on earth.
Example:
- Hey what are you doing for
christmas break?
- Going up to the greatest place in the world.
- Where's that?
- Mercer,
Wi, duh!
- Oh, i shoulda known
Mercer's awesome!
Mercer
by LIKKAKOCK on Nov 24, 2018 12:14:30
ancient greek translation for "Italian sex-master". It is believed that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men possessing this name are
well endowed, also they are known to have a body-type similar to the "
statue of David".
Mercer
by Juziv on Jul 15, 2006 05:39:54
Mercer is known on many forums, he is
hated on 90% and normally has 1000+ posts. He generallys fights with
the mods and
admins and ends up getting banned.