Educational Mercantilism
by Auedar on May 07, 2022 06:42:19
The concept that there is a
finite amount of
education in
a given environment, so that there is a benefit to depriving others of a quality education in order to increase the benefits to themselves.
Example:
The reason why there is little to no effort to improve failing
public school systems is because those in power believe in Educational Mercantilism, and having the best
education for their child means that education needs to
be better than those of others.
mercantile pretzel
by Shayded on Aug 30, 2015 06:24:38
A sexual position with two men and a woman. One man is fucking the woman while being fucked in the ass. Named after a popular
GLBT bar in Sacramento called the
Mercantile Saloon (known for pouring heavily and not charging much) where the idea was conceptualized.
Mercantile Douche
by kingofthedodge on Dec 31, 2018 23:01:40
A person who is incredibly annoying as a salesperson, clerk, or bartender. Someone who is a douche about how much they are charging for something.
Charging a lot of money for something is not what qualifies an individual as a
mercantile douche. The individual must get upset and defensive when you challenge or inquire about the
pricing schedule of their product. Basically they will be a dick when you ask about the price of something, and act like they are personally offended by your question. This description of an individual is especially
poignant when the individual that is acting as a mercantile douche is not the individual who sets the prices or actually receives increased revenue from the pricing schedule.
Example:
Bar Patron: "Hi sir, why does this IPA only get a 12oz pour but the
pale ale is 16oz?"
Mercantile Douche: {launches into lengthy diatribe about the cost of
brewing beer and state laws about alcohol consumption. also uses condescending tone and has hipster
mutton chops}
Bar Patron: "Geez man, I was just curious... I'll take a pale ale"
Mercantile Douche: {ignores social cue from patron that he doesn't want or need the lecture and continues his butthurt speech about why you should pay the same price for less on the IPA, eventually does poor beer}
"Wow, I just asked that bartender why the IPA cost a dollar more than the pale ale. He got super butthurt about defensive and started lecturing me about the cost of making beer. What a Mercantile Douche."