ben and jerry

When your boyfriend dumps you, when you catch him cheating, when you're feeling overly depressed, when you're feeling sorry for yourself, when no one will listen, when you're cat gets run over, or when you just simply want some ice cream, Ben and Jerrys will always be there for you. Always.



ben and jerrys
An orgasm in a tub. Great for a girlie night in and fantastic for sorting out bad moods! Phish food is the best
Example:
God, I'm in a bad mood. Pass me the ben and jerrys


The Ben and Jerry
When two friends are with a woman, and man one places ejaculate into said woman’s vagina. Man two scoops out the ejaculate deposited by man one, and then proceeds to “lick the bowl
Example:
Mark and Linda were having sexual relations and Mark deposits ejaculate into Linda’s vagina. Marks friend Scott, then proceeds with his two fingers in a hook like fashion and decides to perform The Ben and Jerry on the newly deposited ejaculate.


ben and jerry ice cream
A very tasty brand of ice cream.

Do not be confused by all the imitators:

1)hagen dazs

Ben and Jerry ice cream has been around since the seventies
and some flavors include cherry garcia, vanilla, chunky monkey and many more.........Ben and Jerry Ice cream has just started creating organic flavors for all you tree-huggers out there....or for anyone who wants to stay healthy.
Example:
guy 1: let's go get some ice cream
guy 2: where are we?
guy 1: vermont
guy 2: then let's get some ben and jerry ice cream'
guy 1: okay, but you're paying, because you still owe me ten bucks
guy 2: you asshole
guy 1: just pay you son of a bitch
guy 2: what ever.....


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