Condors

Stick them in your pussy and you wont het pregnant



Condored
to build a large condor-like nest out of branches and leaves and place on an individuals car or doorstep
Example:
Breyein thought it was a funny prank when he condored his brothers jeep.


The Condor
Deep within the bowels of James River High School, four men belonging to the meanest clique in the white suburbs of Chesterfield, created what has been described as “ a dance that is a metaphor for the streets”. I speak of course of The Condor, a dance that takes skill, dedication, focus and a six foot wing span.

How To Do The Condor: First squat with your knees bowed out. Then balance on the toes of your feet like a triumphant predatory bird on the hunt. Finally, begin to flap your arms in a graceful yet aggressive manor like that of a Condor, letting everyone around you know you are a boss.

It’s best to do the Condor at Prom, pep rallies or in public places in the presence of strangers. Always begin any “car dance” with a solid 45 second Condor. Remember that by doing the Condor you are letting everyone within a 50 foot radius know that you are the shit, simply by paying homage to the greatest avian species on Earth. Long live the CONDOR!
Example:
"Wow, that kid is sick-tight at The Condor, I bet he gets all the ladies"
~ Anonymous


Condor
To "condor" someone (v.). When someone is either sleeping or resting and is being deliberately awaken by another person, known or unknown, for completely unjustified reasons, often motivated by a other persons need to share meaningless information or ask non urgent questions. Common in travelling situations when your companions are asleep but you want them to see something and wake them up.
Example:
On a bus:
-"Hey hey, wake up, look through the window, quick"
-"Did you just condor me to show me a dog on the street?!"

At home:
-"Hey, hey, hey, what do you think what colour of these sneakers should I order?"
-" Stop condoring me around stupid bs! Let me sleep, this can wait"


The Condor
When a man gets behind a woman wraps his arms around her waist with his penis inserted in the vagina. Has her grip a hand rail or headboard, lifts his legs and begins flapping them like a condor.
Example:
I met this chick last night and gave her the condor!!!


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