Blowjob
Its when a boy is payed to do a job for his parentx or lovely neighbors. And he blows the leafs off of their drive way.
blowjob
When a mobster orders you to plant explosives to a gangsters property in an act of revenge.If the bastard is a traitor,thieve or rat then give him a blowjob. You can blowjob a car, a house or somebody's wife.
Example:
Big Vennie:" Hey Frankie, that bastard Luigi boy owes me $20,000 in cocaine. Go to his place at night when he is in bed and give his ferrari a blowjob!
Frankie: "Alright boss." (plants explosives, then bang!)
Luigi boy: " mamma mia!"
Big Vennie:" Hey Frankie, that bastard Luigi boy owes me $20,000 in cocaine. Go to his place at night when he is in bed and give his ferrari a blowjob!
Frankie: "Alright boss." (plants explosives, then bang!)
Luigi boy: " mamma mia!"
blowjob
1. The act of forcing open a bank vault or safe with the use of explosives.
2. In a gang of criminals, the person who is in charge of explosives.
2. In a gang of criminals, the person who is in charge of explosives.
Example:
1. Dragon Lady said she wasn't looking for a wheel man right now, but maybe she might need a blowjob later this month.
2. "If you ever need a blowjob," said Lefty, "Dynamite Dinah's the girl to go to."
1. Dragon Lady said she wasn't looking for a wheel man right now, but maybe she might need a blowjob later this month.
2. "If you ever need a blowjob," said Lefty, "Dynamite Dinah's the girl to go to."
blowjob
How did we get here? I know, you're at school, you're horny, all the good sites are blocked, but searching this up on Urban Dictionary of all places? Really?
blowjob
Example:
Matt heard his mom shut the door behind her. He raced to the utility closet and got out the vacuum cleaner. He quickly took off his pants and boxers. His penis felt the fresh air. Matt had a boner. He plugged in the vacuum and switched it on.
He jammed his dick and ballsack into the nozzle and felt it suck. The setting was in the middle. He felt pleasure throughout his body. The blowjob felt amazing. He moaned and groaned. His penis became heavily coated with precum. He felt the head become heavy and swollen.
He let out a moan as he released jizz all inside the nozzle. Pleasure tingled in his cock. His penis let out lots of cum. He then decided to put it on maximum. It was so good. His cock and ballsack were covered with jizz and he loved the hard suck.
He became flaccid, and the vacuum cleaner was still sucking, so Matt went to switch it off. He was too far from the switch, so he tried taking out his penis. The vacuum cleaner was too strong. His balls started to ache. His penis was being stretched so much, it hurt. Cold air rushed and hit his balls. His genitals were being sucked on so hard, they were stuck. He fell to the ground, unable to get up.
He was stuck for about an hour now, and his balls were hurting so bad. His dick was numb and flaccid. He was trapped in the blowjob. His testicles were red and blotchy. His genitals were droopy and semen covered. The vacuum cleaner didn’t stop sucking. It even felt as it sucked harder every minute.
Matt heard his mom shut the door behind her. He raced to the utility closet and got out the vacuum cleaner. He quickly took off his pants and boxers. His penis felt the fresh air. Matt had a boner. He plugged in the vacuum and switched it on.
He jammed his dick and ballsack into the nozzle and felt it suck. The setting was in the middle. He felt pleasure throughout his body. The blowjob felt amazing. He moaned and groaned. His penis became heavily coated with precum. He felt the head become heavy and swollen.
He let out a moan as he released jizz all inside the nozzle. Pleasure tingled in his cock. His penis let out lots of cum. He then decided to put it on maximum. It was so good. His cock and ballsack were covered with jizz and he loved the hard suck.
He became flaccid, and the vacuum cleaner was still sucking, so Matt went to switch it off. He was too far from the switch, so he tried taking out his penis. The vacuum cleaner was too strong. His balls started to ache. His penis was being stretched so much, it hurt. Cold air rushed and hit his balls. His genitals were being sucked on so hard, they were stuck. He fell to the ground, unable to get up.
He was stuck for about an hour now, and his balls were hurting so bad. His dick was numb and flaccid. He was trapped in the blowjob. His testicles were red and blotchy. His genitals were droopy and semen covered. The vacuum cleaner didn’t stop sucking. It even felt as it sucked harder every minute.
Blowjob
Example:
Kiersten : O wow last night I gave Jake A Blowjob that lasted 2 hours I made him cum so much I had to grab a bucket!
Kaylee : That's nice!
Kiersten : I just love giving Blowjob's to Jake having his cock in my mouth is so amazing it's like eating a big juicy brat!
Kaylee : Keep it down we are in public!
Kiersten : What's your problem just cause you don't have a guy's dick to blow don' t mean you have to get all pissy with me!
Kaylee : Kiersten Please! We are at Wal Mart we can talk about Blowjob's later!
Kiersten : No we will talk about them now, you know what Kaylee you need a man in your life so you can suck some cock too!
Wal Mart Associate : Can I help you girls find something today?
Kiersten : Yes you can my friend Kaylee needs a man so she can give him a Blowjob and experience what it's like to have a big juicy cock in her mouth and cum running out!
Wal Mart Associate : Oh! Oh! Jesus ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O wow I made the Wal Mart worker cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten I will never go to Wal Mart with you again!
Kiersten : That's fine we can talk about Blowjobs at Target!
Kiersten : O wow last night I gave Jake A Blowjob that lasted 2 hours I made him cum so much I had to grab a bucket!
Kaylee : That's nice!
Kiersten : I just love giving Blowjob's to Jake having his cock in my mouth is so amazing it's like eating a big juicy brat!
Kaylee : Keep it down we are in public!
Kiersten : What's your problem just cause you don't have a guy's dick to blow don' t mean you have to get all pissy with me!
Kaylee : Kiersten Please! We are at Wal Mart we can talk about Blowjob's later!
Kiersten : No we will talk about them now, you know what Kaylee you need a man in your life so you can suck some cock too!
Wal Mart Associate : Can I help you girls find something today?
Kiersten : Yes you can my friend Kaylee needs a man so she can give him a Blowjob and experience what it's like to have a big juicy cock in her mouth and cum running out!
Wal Mart Associate : Oh! Oh! Jesus ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O wow I made the Wal Mart worker cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten I will never go to Wal Mart with you again!
Kiersten : That's fine we can talk about Blowjobs at Target!
Blowjob
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blowjob
By legal definition a blowjob is sexual contact between the mouth and the penis. A blowjob in exchange for money is prostitution. The term is gender neutral and may apply to the giver being male or female. It is not uncommon for horny straight guys to get a blowjob from a gay guy.
The blow job is often accompanied by other sexual acts such as stroking the penis with your hand, caressing and licking the balls, massaging the anus, and twisting the nipples. An experience cock sucker will vary the sucking motion and should have 3 short and fast sucks concentrating on the head of the penis, then followed by a slower suck where she/he deep throats and goes all the way down the shaft of the penis to the balls, and then repeating over and over again. The blowjob needs to be performed in a sucking manner like you are a human vacuum cleaner trying to suck the juice out of his cock. Another technique is to do swirling motions with the mouth and tongue. Hand action helped keep the cock hard and move to orgasm.
before coming, the cock will get very hard and start to throb. Them increase the speed of the sucking motion. You should also put your finger just behind the scrotum and you will feel the initial convulsions as he is about to come. To avoid any bad taste, deep throat and have the cum shoot straight down your throat. After the man comes, be gentle with the penis as it may be sore or sensitive. Gently squeeze out the last few drops of cum and lick it up and swallow it.
The blow job is often accompanied by other sexual acts such as stroking the penis with your hand, caressing and licking the balls, massaging the anus, and twisting the nipples. An experience cock sucker will vary the sucking motion and should have 3 short and fast sucks concentrating on the head of the penis, then followed by a slower suck where she/he deep throats and goes all the way down the shaft of the penis to the balls, and then repeating over and over again. The blowjob needs to be performed in a sucking manner like you are a human vacuum cleaner trying to suck the juice out of his cock. Another technique is to do swirling motions with the mouth and tongue. Hand action helped keep the cock hard and move to orgasm.
before coming, the cock will get very hard and start to throb. Them increase the speed of the sucking motion. You should also put your finger just behind the scrotum and you will feel the initial convulsions as he is about to come. To avoid any bad taste, deep throat and have the cum shoot straight down your throat. After the man comes, be gentle with the penis as it may be sore or sensitive. Gently squeeze out the last few drops of cum and lick it up and swallow it.
Example:
Jenny who had this perfect ass and wet pink pussy. I laid on my back while she sat on my face and I tongue fucked her pussy and ate out her ass. She then bent over and grabbed my cock, covered the head of my cock with her luscious lips, and inserted my firmly in her mouth and started to give me an amazing blowjob.
Jenny who had this perfect ass and wet pink pussy. I laid on my back while she sat on my face and I tongue fucked her pussy and ate out her ass. She then bent over and grabbed my cock, covered the head of my cock with her luscious lips, and inserted my firmly in her mouth and started to give me an amazing blowjob.