bludgeon
by rfancy on Jun 07, 2012 06:41:33
Example:
Me: I'm thinking about going for a
pedicure wearing a short shirt with nothing underneath.
You: Well you will have had their full attention and get a free pedicure for sure. I would have had a big bludgeon the entire time :)
You: *
buldge. Stupid
smart phone !!!
Bludgeon
by Genoliv on Mar 01, 2010 02:12:03
Derived from the american 'blud' and the english 'brethren' meaning a group of close brothers.
An upper-class method of speaking to
commoners and trying to
'fit in'.
Example:
Person telling story: 'Me and my
bludgeon got together on sunday after church'
Lady
Smith: 'excuse my dear bludgeon, could you possibly direct me to
Harrods?'
Bloody Bludgeon
by DirtySan on Dec 08, 2009 02:12:30
The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her
on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was
brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some
good ol' fashioned fun.
Example:
"Did you see those pics of
Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head
bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old
bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."