bludgeoning

getting dome while beating the chick with a club



bludgeon
beat, pummel, usually with a large hard object.
Example:
Then this kid tried to steal my decks; so I bludgeoned him to death with one of my Tech 1200's.


bludgeon
It's a informal term, usually used in the world of business to beat heavily especially in a competition , or an argument.

When you bludgeon sb you thrash him , you're a winner.
Example:
We bludgeoned those guys with a big stick of evidence!


bludgeon
Smartphone synonym for hardon (erection).
Example:
Me: I'm thinking about going for a pedicure wearing a short shirt with nothing underneath.

You: Well you will have had their full attention and get a free pedicure for sure. I would have had a big bludgeon the entire time :)
You: *buldge. Stupid smart phone !!!


Bludgeon
Derived from the american 'blud' and the english 'brethren' meaning a group of close brothers.

An upper-class method of speaking to commoners and trying to 'fit in'.
Example:
Person telling story: 'Me and my bludgeon got together on sunday after church'

Lady Smith: 'excuse my dear bludgeon, could you possibly direct me to Harrods?'


Bloody Bludgeon
The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.
Example:
"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."


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