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Simultanal

by H$izzleM on Dec 15, 2020 02:47:05

Simultaneous anal. Generally it involves two males, one of which inverts, and they both push their erect penises downwards, and then back into one another as to simultaneously penetrate one another.

Example:
What's simultanal? Oh, it's the 69 of butt sex

simultaneously

by Masterion on Aug 03, 2011 02:19:56

adv. - to do at the same time.

Example:
I masturbate and watch porn simultaneously.

Simultane

by Ricky and Danny on Oct 01, 2005 12:57:29

When two gumpy men grab and caress eachothers man boobs simultaneosly. This act must be consentual.

Example:
"dude, lets go to tacobell and after lets go back simultane"

simultaneous trumpfinger

by Dr Bunnygirl on Sep 15, 2020 22:07:51

A now popular occurrence describing the phenomenon of a group of people flipping an emphatic bird at the same moment, often at the mere sound of 45’s voice.

Example:
Simultaneous trumpfinger, while watching the news, has become a family bonding experience in our household.

simultaneous equation

by rieazen on Sep 10, 2014 05:16:13

equations involving two or more unknowns that are to have the same values in each equation.

Example:
If an equation has two unknowns, such as 2y + x = 20, it cannot have unique solutions. Two unknowns require two equations which are solved at the same time (simultaneously) − but even then two equations involving two unknowns do not always give unique solutions.
This gives us a 'simultaneous equation'

simultaneous snoregasm

by Monkey's Dad on Feb 27, 2020 22:48:49

Profoundly peaceful sleep shared by a couple after lovemaking.

Example:
Feeling what he knew would be her final orgasm of the night, he joined her, in perfect sync, and they fell into a state of simultaneous snoregasm, neither of them stirring until sunrise.

Simultaneous release

by prague1 on Jun 30, 2006 13:59:02

when one concurrently urinates and defecates; referenced in the song "Dani California"

Example:
I would sure rest in peace after a simultaneous release.

circumstantial simultaneity

by madface7 on Apr 25, 2021 09:16:13

The idea that the entirety of history and existence is a series of repeated events; nothing that happens is new. The idea implies events are connected circumstantially through their meaning, and from a temporally external frame of reference, happen at the same time. The term was coined by Andrew Hussie in his webcomic Homestuck.

Example:
Alice: I broke my wrist last week after slipping on an acorn. Didn't that same thing happen to you?
Bob: Indeed. It's wondrous how rampant circumstantial simultaneity is throughout the universe.
Alice: bob stfu you fucking nerd

Arrrr simultaneously scrunch nose

by lokloka on Dec 15, 2018 22:51:44

An expression you can use when you're either happy or excited. This expression is usually used at your highest moment of excitement or happiness. Also used a lot when complimented by someone especially someone special.

Example:
Someone: "You look really good"
Me: "Arrrr *simultaneously scrunch nose*"

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